CountryHumans Theories I had in my sleep

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Everyone knows the US loves oil,

Canada loves maple syrup,

Russia loves their vodka,

But only true Mexicans know that Mexico loves their tequila.

Mexico loves it so much that they wont let any other country make their drink.

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Mexico is in an alliance with Russia, meaning they don't support Ukraine.

Yet again, they only agreed to be their ally because they are too poor to afford to get into a war themselfs. So they choose one of the strongest countries worldwide to ride on. Also because they don't like the US and also took away their children...

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Roses are red,

I know how to ski,

It's been so long but with hilarious Countryhumans memes I found and people sent to me.

Random stuff i have on my google docs and camera roleTahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon