Chaos w UpperKizukis

School Skits 🏫

MODERN AU
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( When you're already in a bad mood and you bump into something )

Mitsuri: Ok everyone the bell just rang..sit down

Daki: *walks in* *hits her foot on trashcan*

Gyutaro: Oop-

Daki: Owwww😭

Hantengu: what happen?

Douma: Daki did you hit your foot?

Kaigaku: *trying not to laugh*....

Daki: Oww! It hurts! 😭😭

Hantengu: Someone call the ambulance 😧

Akaza: Hantengu can you shut up we don't need an ambulance for everything!

Mitsuri: Daki what are you doing on the floor?

Daki: I hit my foot bc of this trashcan!💢*hits trashcan*

Mitsuri: Ok..stand up

Daki: No! I'm gonna lay here as long as I want! What if this was you!?

Gyokko: That's why she needs to watch where she's going😒

Daki: GYOKKO DO YOU WANT THIS FOOT UP YOUR A-

Daki: UGH!! I HATE THIS TRASHCAN!💢 *hits it*

Hantengu: You hate everything..

Daki: HANTENGU DO YOU WANT ME TO DRAG YOU OUTSIDE!?

Nakime: Did her foot break in pieces?

Daki: *beats up the trashcan*
#stoptrashcanbullying

Akaza: Is she fighting the trashcan...

Kaigaku: Hantengu help her! go check her foot or something

Hantengu: How bout you? I'm not touching that smelly ass feet!💢

Daki: Who put this here!? IF THIS WASN'T HERE I WOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN!💢💢

Gyutaro: *snoring*

Daki: I hate you! Why were you infront of me!?💢

Mitsuri: Ok go sit down...

Daki: NO I'M NOT SITTING DOWN! I'M GOING TO THE NURSES OFFICE HOW BOUT THAT!
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( When that one person stretches )

Douma: *yawns* I'm so tired...

Akaza: Ik me too

Douma: *stretches* AAAAHHHHHH

Akaza: ....

Mitsuri: because-

Douma: *stretching noises*

Gyokko: What the fu-

Hantengu: I think a demon entered inside him😨

Nakime: Is he turning into a dinasour?

Douma: *stretching noises* AAHHHHH

Mitsuri: DOUMA!

Gyutaro: Bro can you shut up I'm trying to sleep!!

Akaza: YOU ALWAYS SLEEPING BACK THERE GYUTARO YOU SHUT UP💢

Kokushibo: uhm..is he getting possessed?

Douma: *seizure stretching*

Nakime: Why is he shaking..something growing inside of him?

Mitsuri: Never in my 8 years of teaching have I seen this oh my!

Gyokko: NO ONE CARES KANROJI SENSEI CAN YOU DO SOMETHING TO HELP HIM!?

Douma: *seizure stretching* HHAAAAAA

Hantengu: You guys I'm getting scared what is going on!?😰

Douma: AH- *falls down* Oh my gosh that was a good stretch😌

Gyokko: What the fu-

Douma: I HAVE A CRAMP! NGHHH!!

Akaza: There's something wrong with him...

Douma: AH IT HURTS!- Ok it's gone.

Kokushibo: ..what just happened!?

Douma: *stands up* So dizzy..I just have sparkles😵💫

Akaza: Uhh do you need water-

Douma: *sits down* No I'm good Kanroji sensei You can keep teaching☺️
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( When it's another Monday in class & the teacher says "good Morning" )

Mitsuri: Good morning class ^3^ 💕

Gyutaro: *sleeping*

Douma: *sleeping*

Mitsuri: I said good morning!

Nakime: ...

Gyokko: Good Morning! THERE HAPPY!? FU-

Mitsuri: Thank you! I thought I was in this room by myself AHAHAHA

Nakime: Kanroji sensei I have a question

Mitsuri: what's that?

Nakime: What is so good abt this morning..Huh!?

Mitsuri: It's always a good morning! Everyday.Living up! AHAHAHAHA

Nakime: AHAHAHA I WOKE UP AT 6 AM IN THE MORNING..YKNOW HOW EARLY IS THAT!?

Mitsuri: Early bird gets the worm right?

Nakime: NO! BET EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD IS SLEEPING. I'M UP. MY BRAIN ISN'T EVEN FLASHING YET AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY "Good morning🥰"

Mitsuri: Cmon guys! Pick up the energy 😆 What's going on?

Gyokko: Energy? Almost everyone is sleeping. The 2 people there in the back over there crying..

Han & Daki: 😭😭

Kokushibo: Kanroji sensei what is that on the board that has numbers on the sides?

Mitsuri: A triangle which you will be solving in a minute ☺️

Kokushibo: It's early in the morning and you're asking us to solve a triangle!? WHY DON'T YOU SOLVE IT YOU BUILT LIKE A TRIANGLE!!

Akaza: Oh 😶

Mitsuri: I get it it's Monday we're all in this together 😄

Hantengu: YEAH! 7:30 IN THE MORNING, WHAT DO WE LOOK LIKE ROOSTERS!?

Nakime: And why are the weekends going by so fast? What is this 30 minutes breaks?

Mitsuri: Yknow what I'm giving out 7 Homeworks HOW BOUT THAT!😠