(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Pilot

Singer: ♫ kids die for freeeeeeeeeee!♫

The scene reverts to everyone in the meeting room with Loona kicking up her feet.

Moxxie: I'd like to go on record and say that incident was loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give info on the right target. It's very simple.

Loona: Oh sit on a dick moxxie.

Moxxie: You sit sit......on......a

Y/N: Great comeback little man ten out of ten.

Moxxie: Quiet! And the.........D-do your job!

Blitzo: Hey now we don't blame our screw-ups on loona okay? She didn't do anything wroooooooong.

Blitzo cuddles up to loona who has a less-than-pleased look on her face.

Y/N: She looks like she's about to tear you apart.

Blitzo: I know.

Moxxie: Are you kidding me? Sir she's awful!

Y/N: Come on moxxie she's isn't that bad.

Loona: (blushes)

A flashback occurs of loona reading a magazine when her desk phone rings and Loona picks it up.

Loona: Hello I.M.P.

Millie: Loona I got stabbed call mo-

Not interested in the conversation loona slams the phone down. Next was a scene with her and blitzo.

Blitzo: Happy adoption anniversary loonie. I got you a little something.

Loona: Is it a cure for syphilis?

Blitzo: Ummmm...no.

Loona: THEN I DON'T WANT IT!

Loona chucks the gift to the ground with spiders crawling out of the box swarming all over loona making the hellhound growl while blitzo can now be seen outside a window.

Loona: (growl) Goddammit

Blitzo: I'm sorry it was spiders.

The next scene shows loona watching a video when moxxie comes up to her with a flyer for weight loss.

Moxxie: Um......excuse me did you fax me an ad for weight loss?

Loona: no.

Moxxie: Wh- why would anyone send me this?

Loona: C'mon you know why.

Next was a scene of loona rummaging through the fridge.

Loona: Whoever left the fucking avocado salad in the fridge I'm taking it because I'm having the worst hangover right now.

Millie: Why would you drink on a work night?

Loona: I'm hungover from this morning dumbass.

Moxxie: Isn't that my lunch?

Loona: You know what? I can't take assault right now I need to blow off some fucking steam!

Loona kicks the box that once held moxxies food at moxxie knocking the imp out of the room. Loona stormed out and kicked a stroller sending it and the baby flying while the mother looked on in disbelief. Then there's a scene of loona telling blitzo about a very horny rich client.

Loona: bliiiitzo that clingy rich asshole is on the phone. Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you sounds a little DTF-Y.

Y/N: Who is this guy anyway?

Loona: Just an owl prince he's been fucking from time to time.

Blitzo: OH GOD IT WAS THE ONE TIME! If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole none of us would have access to the living world.