Singer: ♫ The immediate murder professionals ♫
The I.M.P logo spins around and then the scene changes to blitzo opening a portal to the living world through a wall. Blitzo walks through while Y/N gently kicks moxxie in the ass making the imp jump through the portal while millie gave him a seriously face with Y/N just shrugging her off.
Singer: ♫ We do our job so well ♫
The four come through the portal and quickly adjust themselves.
Singer: ♫ because we come straight up from hell ♫
The four realise that they've teleported into a church during the middle of service. The people looked at them in fear and confusion while a man was fast asleep with earbuds stuffed in his ears.
The scene changes to millie trying to remove a knife from a couple in a 69 position. Y/N helped millie while moxxie looked away and blitzo examined a pair of panties.
Singer: ♫ We'll kill your husband or your wife ♫
Blitzo stabs someone tied to a chair with a goofy expression.
Singer: ♫ We'll even let you keep the knife♫
A quick sequence shows the four killing people in many brutal ways. Such as medieval torture riding a shark burning someone alive (which made both Y/N and carnage uncomfortable) playing a piano which had just crushed someone and even dismemberment Y/N's and carnage's speciality. The last scene shows moxxie about to shoot a lady from behind with Y/N next to him.
Singer: ♫ We're the immediaaaaaaaate murderrrrrrrr profession-
Moxxie instead of hitting his target accidentally shoots a boy passing by who was eating an ice cream.
Boy: AUEGHH!
Moxxie looks in shock as the boy collapsed.
Y/N:.................nice shot slick.
The scene changes to an operating room with a doctor and two nurses with one having a very masculine voice.
Masculine nurse: Doctor he's not responding!
Nurse: Cool water stat!
The masculine nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water.
Nurse: It didn't do anything!
Doctor: Dammit I'm not losing another one!
The three put their defibrillator paddles over the boy.
Doctor: CLEAR!
They all zap the boy who comes back to life with a large gasp.
Doctor: Holy shit it actually worked!
Outside of the boy's hospital room blitzo was reading a book while millie comforted a devastated moxxie while Y/N played games on his phone. The doctor then walks out with his clipboard in hand.
Doctor: he appears to be in a stable condition but he'll need surgery. Now what insurance do you freaks provide?
Blitzo:
The scene changes and a hospital window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out while millie moxxie blitzo and Y/N holding on for dear life with the kid still unconscious on the bed. A rope becomes entangled on blitzo's foot which stops the falling bed for a moment but then the rope snaps and the four continue to fall to the ground when an image of the I.M.P logo pops up.
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