(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Pilot

Moxxie: Okay sir I'm sorry a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatres. No one likes the jingles.

Millie: I liked it.

Moxxie: Do not (points at blitzo) agree with him in front of me!

Y/N: Sounds like someone's jealous.

Moxxie: I am not!

Y/N: Suuuuuuure.

The scene then changes to a commercial for I.M.P.

Blitzo: Hi there I'm Blitzo the O is silent and I'm the founder of I.M.P.

Blitzo points to the logo on the screen and then disappears. It then switches to a scene with blitzo wearing two top hats with a monocle twirling a fake moustache outside of a burning building with a sign that says "orphanage for elderly blind newborn dogs"

Blitzo: Are you a piece of shit that got sent to hell? Or are you an innocent soul who got fucked over by someone else?

A scene plays showing blitzo in an angel costume at a coffeehouse throwing a cup into a trashcan instead of a recycling bin next to it.

The scene changes again to a demon wearing an Ohio sports jersey with Blitzo
holding a cardboard sign that said "Some random guy who hired us"

Demon: After lovingly killing my wife for FUCKING A DELIVERYMAN you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could STICK IT to that YAPPY JOGGER who saw me hiding the body!

The scene changes to blitzo holding a grimoire with millie and moxxie behind him setting lit candles on the floor in a square.

Blitzo: Well luckily for you thanks to our company's special access to the living world-

Blitzo then makes a gesture with his hand opening up the flaming portal blowing millie and moxxie back.

Blitzo: We can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!

Bltizo falls backwards into the portal and a jingle begins to play while millie moxxie blitzo and Y/N begin to kill people.

Singer: ♫when you need somebody gone♫

A dead body falls near a person who notices and looks up.

Singer: ♫and you don't want to wait too long♫

Millie moxxie and blitzo are shown in a circle holding their weapons with the letters I M and P on the right of them forming the word I.M.P.

Singer: ♫ Call the immediate murder professionals ♫

Y/N moxxie millie and blitzo are in a building and moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The four cover their ears as an explosion rings out and a severed hand goes flying past.

Singer: ♫ hand grenade or cyanide ♫

Bltizo and Y/N hang someone with a rope while millie finishes writing a suicide note.

Singer: ♫ We'll make it look like suicide ♫

Blitzo then electrocutes someone while millie hits someone on the head with a mallet. Moxxie starts to strangle someone while Y/N uses his bare hands to rip out a person's beating heart.