During your life you went through stressful day after stressful day with your job and your bastard of a boss. during one night a meteor crashed near Y/N's House and when he checked the crashsite a being from another world paired with the boy and af...
????: (blush) (that voice so damn smooth oh breed me daddy.) A-anyway i-i'll take a look at your resume.
Y/N passed loona his resume which she quickly read and then passed it back.
Loona: (blush) Cool I'll take this to blitzo he's the boss round here. Just sit back for a while a-and the names Loona by the way.
Y/N: Loona......that's a cute name.
Loona: (he thinks I'm cute he called me cute!) T-thanks.
Y/N sits down and relaxes waiting for this Blitzo guy to call him.
Carnage: That girl I think she likes you.
Y/N: Hmmm you think so?
Carnage: Yeah her tail was wagging like crazy I'm surprised she didn't climax by just looking at you bahahahaha!
Y/N ignored carnage and his juvenile sense of humour and waited for a little more until he had finally been called in by the boss of the place. Unlike the waiting room his office was heavily decorated with pictures of circus performers who could be members of his family and even tickets for past circus shows placed on the wall. Sitting on a black chair behind the desk was an imp who seemed bored while he played with his pen it seems that business hasn't been the best for the company.
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????: Sooooo your the boy that wants to work for me huh?
Y/N: Yeah I kinda need a job and I figured that this was the best option sir.
Blitzo: Please drop the sir just call me Blitzo. So you do know what kind of company we are right?
Y/N: Yep you kill people for clients who have beef with someone in the human world. Maybe a tennis coach fucked someone's wife or something like that.
Blitzo: Yep and tell me do you have any knowledge of combat training?
Y/N: Got a good knowledge of guns hell I can use a sniper with ease and I've got knowledge of hand-to-hand combat as well so I'm not scared to rip out someone's liver with my bare hands.
Blitzo: Okay okay I like what I'm hearing. Alright now the most important question are you okay with killing people that may or may not be innocent?
Y/N: I'm okay with it in fact I've lost count of how many people I murdered on earth. Blood is blood should I give a shit if it belongs to a guy who rescues kittens from trees? if I'm getting paid I'm mutilating the bitch.
Carnage: My man!
A smile appeared on blitzo's face and he quickly took Y/N's hand and shook it.
Blitzo: You'll fit in with us just fine your hired!
Blitzo took Y/N to the waiting room where two imps were speaking to Loona. One was a girl with markings on her arms with black eyelashes and the other was wearing a more formal attire with white hair.
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????: A human?!
Loona: I know right?
????: But I thought only hellhounds and hellborn can come here.
????: Guess this one got lucky.
Loona: Guess so.
Blitzo swings open the doors with Y/N right behind him.
Blitzo: Everyone I'd like you to meet Y/N our newest employee!
Y/N: Hey evreyone I hope we can get along.
Millie runs up to Y/N with open arms pulling the boy into a hug.
Millie: Howdy names Mildred but you can call me Millie everyone here does.
Y/N: Sure thing Millie.
Moxxie: And I'm her husband moxxie.
Y/N: Sup little man.
Moxxie: L-little!? I'm not that short!
Loona: Says the guy that can't even reach the button on the elevator.
Carnage: Hehehehe I like that girl already.
Millie: What Loona said is true you need my help just to close the elevator door.
Moxxie: You're not helping Millie!
Y/N: Woah looks like someone's got a "short fuse"
Blitzo: (snickers) Short fuse that's a good one.
Moxxie: Oh fuck me as if blitzo and loona weren't bad enough now there are three people making my life a misery.
Loona: Pal it's hell what else were you expecting people to be nice to you? Wishful thinking.
Blitzo: Alright everyone back to business with me in the meeting room we've got some important matters to attend to.
Loona: (groan) Oh great.
Evreyone follows blitzo into the meeting room and sits down ready to listen to what Blitzo has to say.
Carnage: Something tells me we are in for a helluva time.
