During your life you went through stressful day after stressful day with your job and your bastard of a boss. during one night a meteor crashed near Y/N's House and when he checked the crashsite a being from another world paired with the boy and af...
Y/N: Geez I feel so much better about myself thanks to the inspiring words coming from the psychotic bloodthirsty alien!
Carnage: Come on let's just find this place arguing isn't going to help with anything.
Y/N groaned as he continued his walk through the city. He witnessed 2 stores getting held up imps littering all over the sidewalks and to his and carnage's horror they even bared witness to two imps eating a pizza...........with pineapple on it!
Carnage: PINEAPPLE PIZZA!?
Y/N: Those monsters how could they ruin a good pizza with such a shit topping?! I can see why they were sent to hell!
After seeing that atrocity and after a bit more waking the two had finally found the I.M.P headquarters.
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Y/N: Well here it is I.M.P.
Carnage: What the hell does I.M.P. stand for?
Y/N: immediate murder professionals I think.
Carnage: It's right up our street no one can mutilate a man like we can!
Y/N: True just hope the boss isn't an absolute bastard like my old one. Well here goes nothing.
Y/N walks into the headquarters and into the lift which arrives on the top floor with a ping. Y/N gazes around the room which seems like a waiting room you would have in small doctor's clinics but what did catch his eye was a pair of two demon eels swimming about in a large tank. Y/N walked up to the counter where a tall and cute hellhound was sitting too busy on her phone to notice Y/N's arrival.
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Y/N: Uhhh hey is your boss here?
????: Yeah what do you want? Need someone killed?
Y/N: I came here for the job to see if I could work for the company.
?????: Really? Fine what is your-
The hellhound looked at Y/N and her face and tone immediately shifted. A blush appeared on her face while her tail began to wag uncontrollably.
