ROTTMNT Oneshots!

💜 When They See Me 💜

CarpetCleaner: Cool-e-oz

CarpetCleaner: hey I gotta go my class is starting and my friend keeps asking me to yodel when the teacher walks in so yuh byyyyeee Bootyyyshaker

Bootyyyshaker9000: Farewell, Carpet cleaner

Donnie looked up at the ceiling. it had been years since he had tried being friends with someone online. He scrolled through Carpet's account and found that they mainly reposted memes and cursed images. They seemed to be funny. He stumbled across a fifteen second video clip of Carpet's wall as they played "Never Gonna Give you Up" on the kazoo. Weirdo. 

"Don, we're all playing Uno, wanna join?" Mikey asked. Leo dramatically groaned as he threw his hands over his face.

"Don't invite Donnie to play! He takes my wins way too seriously!" The slightly older twin shouted.

"Scoff! I've won plenty of times- and I'll do it again, brethren," He picked up the seven cards that were laid in front of him and plopped down next to April and Leo as Raph tried to choose which card to put down for the yellow three.

The family was on their fourth round when Donnie, who was determined not to lose, got a message.

CarpetCleaner: hey I got out of hell

CarpetCleaner: wot r you doinnn

The purple coloured turtle realized that it wasn't his turn and began chatting with the obvious teenager.

Bootyyyshaker9000: I'm playing a game with my family.

CarpetCleaner: cool are you winning???

He glanced at the immense amount of cards in his hand then back at his phone.

Bootyyyshaker9000: yes.

CarpetCleaner: that's slaytastic

Bootyyyshaker9000: wth is a "slaytastic?"

CarpetCleaner: s h h h h h h h m y c h i l d .

Bootyyyshaker9000: Okay?

CarpetCleaner: why do you use Proper Grammar (TM) when texting girliepop???

Bootyyyshaker9000: :c u-u-u no leik mye g-ggg-grameer 🥺😔😩/j

CarpetCleaner: LMAOOOO STOP 💀💀

Bootyyyshaker9000: y tho snepaie uwuwuwwuwuwuiu????

CarpetCleaner: SHUT UP OMG

Bootyyyshaker9000: Make me.

CarpetCleaner: 🤠 💍 marry me right he(e)re right now bro.

Bootyyyshaker9000: A little fast, don[t you think? I haven't even properly introduced myself.

CarpetCleaner: oki then go

Bootyyyshaker9000: Scoff, as if! What if you're an eighty year old man who wants me to send pictures of my toes?

CarpetCleaner: mmm toes

CarpetCleaner: me likey/jjjjjjjj

 Bootyyyshaker9000: lmao wtf bro

CarpetCleaner: allow moi to start. Mi nombre es Y/N because yuh. It means "wet corndog" in Latin

Bootyyyshaker9000: I am 

Donnie started down at his phone, wondering if he should unveil his true identity to some stranger who could be lying. He begins typing when he is tapped on the shoulder by his sister, April.