THIS IS A JOKE BOOK!!!! DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY THE FACT THAT THIS FIRST PERSON STORY OF PURPLE AND A DONUT EXPERIENCING LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
I was a simple donut, nothing more, nothing less. I had been sitting in a box, apparently being delivered, but I could not make out to who from the voices. Suddenly, a bright light blinded me, and I looked outside. There were two figures, tall, and with a color theme. On the left, a green creature with red eyes and a matching outfit, and on the right, a creature with a similar color scheme except instead of red, purple. However, there was something I couldn't place about the one on the right, and before I knew it, I was head over heels... He was just... 0W0. 'He looked at me OMG' I thought. I let out a mewl as he grabbed me, pulling me closer to his luscious lips... Suddenly, I found myself in in his mouth, in a 'French kiss,' getting hurriedly interrupted by a voice that I didn't understand due to the foreign language-
(Translation brought to you by Duo, yelling at you to do your lesson)
"Purple, Zim is calling, put the donut away otherwise you'll spit it out during the call while laughing."
I was set down, gazing at my precious husband-soon-to-be. He was just so...
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER THIS IS JUST DRIVING ME INSANE I'LL PROLLY WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER NEXT WEEKEND EW THIS IS REALLY WEIRD. THIS IS WEEEEEIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD AND DOOMED, DOOMED, DOOOOOOMED
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Almighty Tallest Purple x Donut!reader
RandomSo this is based off a comment that @Parasite-Enthusiast made, and @Fluffythechat said that somebody should make a story about it sooo. Okay this is really weird and eeewwwwwwww NOT A REAL STORY I DON'T OWN THE COVER ART
