(This story starts with Luigi in the city looking for a manly man to take to the dance)
Luigi: Leta see who I can take?
(Luigi looks around all the guys and doesn't find any good men until he sees Bowser)
Luigi: Bowser? I don't know about that, but he did stop simping Peach, and no one likes Peach, so maybe he's an option.
(Luigi goes up to Bowser)
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Luigi: Hey Bowser do you want to go to SMG4's valentines party as my partner.
Bowser: Sorry Luigi, I'm already gonna aka those two ladies over there.
Luigi: But Bow-
Bowser: Sorry Luigi I just can't.
(Bowser goes to the ladies but if offscreen with Luigi watching, later a slap is heard as Bowser comes back with a slap mark on his face)
Bowser: Okay I'll go with you.
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Chorus: 🎵Sometimes the good guys finish first.🎵
Luigi: This ain't gonna be good.
(And so ends Luigi's valentines story as we cut back to Whimpu, who is walking down the street as he's humming a tune until Whimpu notices you)
Whimpu: Oh hey, it's you again, did you like the previous story? I mean I have no problem with Luigi being gay, But can I tell you about Saiko?
... Whimpu: Okay well Saiko Bitcharu is the most beautiful badass girls in the world she's the tallest out of the SMG4 gang, those beautiful pigtails, that nice body, and those two nice big br-
(A car drives by and gets mud of Whimpu's shirt)
Whimpu: Hey! Road hog! Dammit! Well gotta go get a new shirt, by while I do that let's see what Bob and the crew are doing.
