joe: *takes a hit from a vape and blows out smoke*
rob: *filming*
ross: *turns his head to the camera* wow.
joe, still enrolled at the university of michigan: I'm over this dumbass school with all these fake ass people-
rob: *passes by* hey.
joe: hey! ...fucking bitch.
zubin: *in tears* my mom took my ipad away because she heard me listening to fall out boy and she doesn't like the fact that I'm emo.
joe: *gets all the drinks from a soda machine all in one cup* *drinks it*
joe: fuck you.
rob: hurry up, we're gonna be late for school!
joe: bruh, chill, I don't know why you're in a big time rush.
*big time rush theme song starts to play while joe turns his head to the camera and smirks*
rob: hey sally, wanna go to the dance with me?
sally: I've said no 5 times, get a clue!
rob: *is holding up the board game "clue"* hey, sally.
sally: GODDAMN IT.
bora: andrew, ask me what type of tree I have.
andrew: no.
bora: andrew, ask me what type of tree I have.
andrew: no.
bora: just- andrew, ask me what type of tree I have. *pans camera to a christmas tree with a photo of chris pine on it* it's a chris pine.
rob: *singing along to "careless whisper" while driving & probably having a mental breakdown* I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM!
zubin: it is wednesday, my dudes.
zubin: *screams in front of a bathroom mirror*
ross: kay', you know what, YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
zubin: *is climbing on top of fridge* this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!
joe: we all die, you either kill yourself or you get killed.
joe: *is now dancing* what you gon' do? *still is dancing* what you gon' do?
rob, joe, & ross but joe & ross are chickens: *is all together*
rob: girls night!
rob: pedicures!
rob: *holds up magazine with a rooster on it* talking about boys!
rob: pillow fight! *throws pillow at joe & ross*
zubin: 911, what's your emergency?
andrew: MY FRIEND IS BLEEDING OUT!
zubin: andrew?
andrew: zubin??
zubin: I haven't heard your voice in so long!
andrew: I miss you.
ross: what are your plans for valentine's day?
rob: valentine's day was invented by hallmark to increase sales.
ross: you don't have any, do you?
rob: nope! *smiles in pain*
"I AM EXTREMELY ALONE"
hawaii part ii fans: for this essay, find a deeper meaning in the album.
joe: *raises hand* I think the album was just about a guy fishing?
hawaii part ii fans: ...who are you?
joe: one of the creators of the album.
*in the two wuv music video*
zubin: *is in pain* help! I'm bleeding out!
the tallies: oh my gosh, can you relax, please? *scoffs*
andrew: *holding packet of silica gel* "do not eat".
andrew: looks like I "won't be eating this silica gel", guys. *winks while laughing*
andrew, later after eating the silica gel: *is sitting in a hospital bed*
~fin~
happy march, the 3rd month!!! for some reason, when I think of the month march I think of the color green. hm. anyways, I need to sleep because I have school tomorrow & it's currently 12 AM as I write this : , ) yay. okay now have a good day/night. bye, xo
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tally hall, but they're vines
Randomhave you ever seen a vine and thought, "wow! that really seems like [TALLY HALL MEMBER]!" well, no more wishing and imagining it was them since this book now exists!!! ...
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