Float like a Butterfly, Weave like a Spider

Chapter 3

The written portion was easy for me as I quickly solved it with my smarts. And some annoyance from that Author that lives in my head. I noticed Naruto was having some trouble and noticed he had a much harder test so I used a hand seal under the desk to vibrate the pen he had as to tell him something was up. He noticed it and somehow dispelled a genjutsu. He then filled it out much quicker than he was before and we handed them 45 minutes in. As much as Naruto acts like a dumbass, as long as I "motivate" him (No that wasn't sexual it was a threat) he studies a lot. It's just I can't always protect him from sabotage. Everyone was pretty surprised, even Satsuki who handed her test in 5 minutes later along with Shikamaru.

Next up was the shurikenjutsu test and me and Naruto cleaned up again as long as I got Naruto some new shuriken and kunai from Iruka so Mr. Assdweeb Mizuki "Language!" "Shut up dick!" didn't find a way to sabotage Naruto. Wasn't too much stuff that was interesting as this was the easiest part besides the written test, Moving on.

Taijutsu isn't my thing. Much more of a weapons/sword guy as the logic of not having a weapon doesn't make sense to me. Naruto though cleaned up as I had an idea for a taijutsu style that was perfect for Naruto. Even though I didn't perfer taijutsu I still studied it. The basic concept was basically take a move from each taijutsu style that was known for being unpredictable like the Uzuken, Suiken and many more. Make it all flow together with a light stance and bam you've got yourself a style I dubbed the Unknown Fist, that Naruto was able to pick up rapidly and now kicks ass with. I use a style called Falcon's Claw, it's about striking quickly and deadly as to end the fight as fast as possible, but I don't have mastery over this yet but we easily took down Mizuki.

The next and final test was a ninjutsu test. I did everything that was required of me even though Ninjutsu isn't my specialty. Naruto had a bit of trouble, but I drilled into his head chakra control so he was barely able to make 3 clones and had all the other jutsu down perfectly. Including transformation (hehehehehe my favorite jutsu Naruto does) "You're a major perv ya know that" "Shut it asshat"

SOMEWHERE IN FIRE COUNTRY:
"Keep it coming ladies! I love thi-" A strange white haired man got a large grin on his face "It seems someone understands the way of the super pervert!"

BACK IN KONOHA:
We easily passed and unsurprisingly I got Rookie of the year, Satsuki got Konuichi of The Year. Naruto got the class dobe only passing because of his awesome final exam. Now class bimbo "OI FUCKHEAD RESPECT WOMEN" "Ok dickface"  "I can't deal with you" So class bimbo was interesting for the lowest position was Sakura Haruno only beaten by Ino because of better shurikenjutsu skill and thats because they only make goo-goo eyes at me and Ino had her clan, like how can you be so down bad for someone they are at your side like every 5 seconds! I then go out to find Naruto to celebrate with Iruka, Naruto was talking with Mizuki, and after that we got Ramen from Ichiraku.

I wake up in the middle of the night to find Naruto gone. This isn't normal as he usually sleeps like a rock. All of sudden, alarms go off saying "RED ALERT! ALL UNITS ON STANDBY! YOU MUST FIND THE SCROLL OF SEALS AS IT IS STOLEN" Goddammit. NARUTO YOU MORON. I leap out of my bed and throw on my ninja outfit. I throw on black ANBU pants, Grey sandals and a Red and Black top. I strap my utility belt and scrolls on, grabbing my sword. I open the window and throw myself to the neighboring roof. Running to the woods in search of Naruto as he knows not to immediately go straight into the village. I find him sitting at a tree reading the Scroll of Seals. "NARUTO YOU FOOL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" "Oh Hey Will! I am gonna be Rookie of the Year! Not you idiot! Hehehe!"