"It was a beautiful day. Laura brings SpongeBob and Aisha to the Grand Ocean for a proper tour."
Aisha: Thanks for inviting us to your home, Laura!
Laura: But of course! Who better than 2 fellow ocean lovers to be the 1st 2 members of the cast *Aside from my besties* to get a tour of my beautiful home?
SpongeBob: Wish you let me bring Patrick with us, Laura...
Laura: Sorry SpongeBob, but until that bloated dumbass grows a braincell, he's not allowed ANYWHERE near the Grand Ocean. You should be lucky I even let YOU come with.
"SpongeBob, Aisha & Laura make their way to... the memory wiping room... Or at least what little remains of it.
Aisha: What happened over here?!
Laura: Yeah... Someone had caused quite a ruckus here.... I wish to speak nothing more of it.
Aisha: OK, I guess...
"Before they can continue the tour, the Tropical Trio overhear someone causing a ruckus in the Castle Courtyard."
Laura: Huh?! What's going on?!
"The 3 head to the courtyard to see what's happening. And soon they're met with..."
Aqua: Look alive, Grand Ocean! Your beautiful lord and savior has finally arrived!
Mermaid #1: Uh, who the hell are you?
Aqua: Your illustrious goddess of course!
Mermaid #2: The goddess of what? Cheap Party Tricks?
Aqua: WHA-?! NO! ARE YOU BLIND?! MY EYES ARE BLUE, MY HAIR'S BLUE!! I'M THE GODDESS OF WATER!! NOW ON YOUR KNEES AND KNEEL!!
Laura: AQUA! What the hell are you doing here?! You weren't invited!
Aqua: Asserting my dominance, what else would I be doing?! Now kneel before your goddess!
Aisha: SpongeBob, is she usually like this?
Laura: Not usually. ALWAYS.
Aisha: Is this girl REALLY a goddess?
SpongeBob & Laura: No.
Aqua: YES I AM!! Y'KNOW WHAT?! THAT DOES IT!! YOU UNGRATEFUL MORTALS HAVE BEEN BELITTLING ME FOR 2 YEARS!! NOW....YOU WILL ALL TASTE MY-
"Before Aqua can finish her annoying babbling, she falls to the ground asleep..."
Aqua: *snoring*
Aisha: What the hell?
"SpongeBob, Aisha and Laura turn their heads, only to see Elda, who had sucked out Aqua's motivation. Elda thinks winks and gives a thumbs up!"
THE END
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Hài hướcSmall Adventures featuring the Ask or Dare cast!
