Don't let his pathetic height fool you. He'll top you faster than Nepeta and Equius ever could dream of.
I'm not even joking.
Ask John.
EDIT: No, I do not mean Dave.
Jfc wyd that's NOTP.
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Homestuck Sexcanons [COMPLETED]
RandomFor the love of Homestuck, I want someone to read the first half of this book, cringe, and actually tell me about it.
Karkat
Don't let his pathetic height fool you. He'll top you faster than Nepeta and Equius ever could dream of.
I'm not even joking.
Ask John.
EDIT: No, I do not mean Dave.
Jfc wyd that's NOTP.