IT'S NOT ME baby (myg ff )

garmi ki chutti

An pov
Ek ladki apne sapno ki duniya me thi
Tabhi uski mummy ki chapal se uthi
Ghabrayi hui
???: kya hua kon mar gaya
???mummy: abe tere friend and boyfriend aaye hai uthja kumbhkaran aaj last day hai school ka kal se summer vacation hai tere nalayk aulaad.  
   ??'s pov
Abe yaar chalo introduction de du me
I am shree school me padti hu aur mere friends hai LUH and bts yoongi mera boyefriend how cute he is
( luh is a fictional name of group by me)
Members of LUH
Sweety
Bebo
Mini
Shree

Member of bts
Rm
Jin
Suga
Jhope
Jimin
V
Jungkook

*Ho gayi taiyarr chalo school*

Jese hi niche pahu chi sab bethe thus rahe the
Sweety: uth gayi chudail

Shree: nahi wo shree so rahi hai me uska bhooth hu😒

Bebo: ye sab tere bf ka hi asar hai hamari friend ko hrami friend bana diya

Shree:AE kutiya mujhe jo bolna hai bol le agar mere bf ko kuch bola na to teri zubaan khich ke gaale me lapetke tere ko maut se mil wadu gi

Mini: acha ab chale late ho gaye hai bebo tu bura mat manna

Bebo: behen Adat pad gayi hai

Shree: khud to thus liya me kya bhuke pet jau school

Bebo: ya toh ladle ya phir thus le ek hi kaam kar bitch

Shree: wese ye aaj-

Shree: acha sab bethe pet pooja kar rahe isliye  gutter jaisa muh band hai inka

Yoongi: baby good morning abhi late ho gaye hai school chalo canteen me khila dunga kuch 😊

Shree: baby tumse hi umeed hai baki sab apna hi pet bhar le wahi bahut hai

Bts + luh (except shree and yoongi) : chup kar bc bhook mita rahe the isliye sun liya sab ab chup chap chal

Shree: chal hat

*At school*

*Sabhi deing bakch**i in their  class right now*

Ek chudail: sir shree is eating lolipop wo bhi class me

Shree: chugli kiye beena jaan nikalti hai teri madarchod😠

Teacher: ek toh class me lolipop kha rahi ho aur class incharge ko gaali de rahi ho woh bhi mere samne sharam nahi aati 😡

Shree: nahi aati kya ukhadle ga😤

Teacher: me teacher hu respect do 😫

Jimin: kese teacher ho respect ki bheek mang rahe ho 😝

Shree: chal de di respect sir mujhe sharam nahi aati aap kya ukhad lege 😑

Suga: good job jagiya😂

Bebo: class incharge hai to kya iske baap ne class Kharid rakhi hai 😠

Sweety: saale bethge bakchodo ki tarah chugli hi kar pate hai 😠

Bts+luh : saalo jake maa ch-

Teacher: principal office right now with me everyone 😡

Whole class: hum bhi sir😨

Teacher: nahi kebal ye luh and bts

Class incharge: 😏

Shree: teri toh saali madarchod 😡

*Aur ye mara shree ne class incharge ke thopde pe tamacha  now class incharge is with jimin's ex cleaning the floor by her gutter sa thopda*

Bts (except yoongi) : we are proud of you seldi😂