Item #: SCccP-096
Object Cclass: Eucccclid
Special Ccccccccccccontainment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its cccell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel ccube, at all times. Weekly cccchecks for any cccracccccks or holes are mandatory. There are to be absolutely no video surveillanccce or opticcccal tools of any kind inside SCCCP-096's ccccell. Seccccurity personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detecccccctors to ensure SCCCCP-096's presenccccccce inside the ccccccccell.
Any and all photos, video, or reccccccordings of SCP-096's likeness are striccccctly forbidden without approval from Dr. ███ and O5-█.
Descccccription: SCcccP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subjecccccccccccccct's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.
SCP-096's jaw can open to four (4) times the norm of an average human. Other facial features remain similar to an average human, with the excccccccception of the eyes, which are also devoid of pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCCCCCCP-096 is blind or not. It shows no signs of any higher brain functions, and is not ccccconsidered to be sapient.
SCccccccccccccccP-096 is normally extremely doccile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be direccccccctly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCccccccP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling inccccccoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1).
Docccccumented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to ███ km/h, and seems to depend on distancce from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of SCcccccccccP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCccccP-096's response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCcccccccP-096-1's location. Note: This reacccccction does not occur when viewing artisticccccccc depicccctions (see Doccccccccccument 096-1).
Upon arriving at SCccccccP-096-1's loccccccation, SCcccccccP-096 will procccccceed to kill and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-096-1. 100% of ccccccccases have left no tracccces of SCccccccP-096-1. SCcccccP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before regaining its cccccomposure and becoming doccccccile once again. It will then attempt to make its way bacck to its natural habitat, [DATA REDACccccccccTED]
Due to the possibility of a mass cccccccchain reaction, including breach of Foundation secrecy and large civilian loss of life, retrieval of subject should be considered Alpha priority.
Dr. ███ has also petitioned for immediate termination of SCP-096 (see Interview 096-1). Order is awaiting approval. Termination order has been approved, and is to be ccccccarried out by Dr. ███ on [DATA REDACccccccccTED]. See Incccccccccident-096-1-A.
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SCP-096 But...
HumorAn SCP related joke based on the SCP joke article "SCP-173 but..." Its basically just the SCP article for SCP-096 ("The Shy Guy") but I edited it in different funny ways. All credit for SCP content goes to their original authors.
