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GETTING BACK AT FIONA!!

Okay so the title doesn't really explain what's going on, I know that. Basically, Fiona is just really jealous of you.

Your not dating Klaus, but he likes you and it's obvious. Your like that one villain that's so effortlessly hot. Which you are, you were from count olaf's troupe but then left to help the Baudelaires. Your still in your red dress with a coat Esme designed for you.

But your not as stupid as the other troupe members.

Take that as a compliment~ <3

"Regards, your favourite Author."

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Y/N L/N;

"My name is Fiona." Fiona smiles. "I'm the captain." Fiona ads. "That was a short introduction." Sunny babbled. "Sunny, stop it." I giggle. "What? What did she say?" Fiona looks at me. As I laughed, in the matter of seconds, I become dead serious.

"Aren't you V.F.D? I thought those kind of agents knew most." I said. "Humiliating.." Fiona mumbles. "Not really my job.." I mumble. "I heard yo-" "I know, girl. You have ears. How interesting." I roll my eyes. "Anyway, introductions, sunny." I carry sunny. "Klaus, sunny, violet and Y/N." She smiles. "Klaus, your pretty handsome I must admit." Fiona smirks. "I wouldn't say the same for you." Sunny smiles. I burst out laughing and so did violet. "Sunny you can't say I that!" I giggle.

"She said; I wouldn't say the same for you." Klaus snickers. Fiona shot a death glare. "What?" You didn't hear it from me. "Do you want me to kick you out?" I could practically see the smoke coming out of them ears! "Damn, I'm sorry." I gave a look, obviously confused. This is boring, why do I have to be stuck with this girl. I shouldn't of have left count Olaf. Actually no, he treated me like shit.

One day, I'll own my own supa-mansion. The baudelaires invited cause they're pretty nice. Fiona..not so much.

"Hey where's the bathroom. I've been holding it in for a day, I'm serious." I groan. "That was hot." Klaus mumbles. "I can hear you, bookworm." I smirk.

"Bathroom, left then straight." Fiona rolls her eyes. "Get out of that dress and put on the sailor outfits." Fiona ads. "Thank you, your helpful for something." I said, leaving to the sailor outfits and found one perfectly my size.

I change in the bathroom as well as I open the chamber of secrets. "Ou! Fiona, dear you scared me. Please do never do that again." I say, disgusted. "Get away from Klaus, he's mine." She said. "Listen, sister. I'm not any ordinary girl you think I am." I say, getting her close to the wall and trap her with my arms. "I'm can fight and was one of the best V.F.D members." I smirk. "You can laugh, cry, I don't care. This baby is just better." I grin and look at what I can find in the kitchen. I close the fridge door to see.."Phil!" I gasp. "The guy that hyno Klaus almost killed.?" I look at him as he nods. "Holy mother of- BAUDELAIRES!" They come rushing. "It's Phil!" I smile. "Yo, your my favourite optimist." I smile. Phil wheezes and smiles. "Your my favourite friend. Your all my favourite!" Phil laughs. "Oh what happened to your leg?" Klaus asks. "It got eaten by a shark. But hey, half priced pedicures for life!" Phil smiles. "Man, I'm glad your okay." I smile.

"Hey, you know that's the first time I've seen you smile." Klaus says. "Really. Oh that's shocking.." I blush. I couldn't be falling for this guy, he's just Klaus. Klaus being Klaus in a super normal life. "You okay, Y/N?" Violet says. "I guess I was staring.." I chuckle.

Timeskip to nighttime..

"Good night mates!" Fiona smiles. "Night." Klaus groans, he was already half asleep and almost fell. "Woah, easy there big boy." I catched him. "Your strong." Violet says. "Thanks." I blow a kiss at her. I like to flirt with my friends, it just therapy sometimes. "Y/N. Klaus. We need to talk." Fiona interrupts. "What, Uhm, I forgot your name." I was just playing. "Fiona." Fiona sighs. "Yeah right, that." I grin. "Do you guys like eachother by any chance?" Fiona says. She looks at us like 'IM REALLY IN LOVE WITH KLAUS, I HATE YOU, YOUR NOT IN THIS FANTASY! THIS IS A SITITUATION BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH!' Look.

"Well, Klaus, I like you." I smirk. "I could say the same." Klaus smirks back. "Well in that case.." I grab onto Klaus small scarf, Fiona looking at us shook. She looked really sad. Boo hoo.

I pull Klaus into a kiss and he kissed me back. "Prove you love me, I already did." I smirk. "I love you so much Y/N." Klaus grins. "Sorry I can't hear." I tilt my head slightly. He loves when I do that. "I- I love you so in an inordinate amount. Oh god, I have butterflies in my stomach." He says. I grin. "That's my boy, g'night Cap!" I wave to Fiona and she looked furious. "Did you mean it?" Klaus grins. "Yeah, ofc pretty boy, I kissed you." I smirk. Violet rushes down the to bunk. "You what?" Violet looked shocked. "I kissed him, you mind if I make out with him tonight?" I smirk, chuckling. My chuckle is like a hot devil, Isadora says. I love that girl,she is my best friend.. "Yeah no problem." Violet stutters and laughs as she says, "I'll make fake scenarios of you guys now that I know how to lucid dream!" She giggles. "Ok, Violet enjoy." I smirk. I start kissing Klaus on the lips and he opened his mouth as I sticked my tongue in. "You like that?" I grin. "I love everything you do to me." He moans. I put my hand on his (thing) through the clothing. I caress his cheek for a while but then I start leaving hickeys on his neck.

"Don't be afraid, I'll be gentle." I smile. I start kissing his soft spot and his moans were quite loud. We stop when Fiona steps in and I just cuddle him to sleep.

I guess we know who's the bottom now.

No authors note , just hope you enjoyed.