Natasha: Back up!

Yelena: We're both doing a really good job.

Zola: Aunt Yelena, seriously.

Alondra: Mum!

Yelena: No.

Yelena: Okay. Enough of this.

Yelena: This would be a cool way to die.

Zola: Very funny.

Alondra: How is that cool, we're getting crushed.

Alexei: Tell me that's a good sign for us!

Natasha: Move your ass!

Natasha: Get us outta here!

Alexei: Huh.

Zola: Help!

Alexei: Wait!

Alondra: Oh my god, this is going to take forever.

*Everyone manages to climb back up onto the plane.*

Yelena: Yes!

Yelena: I need some help up here!

Alexei: Goodbye, douchebags!

Alexei: Oh, that was exciting.

Alexei: Oh, I'm so proud of you girls.

Alexei: Oh, you can't hear me, huh?

Alexei: Okay.

Alexei: Why the aggression, huh? Wait, who are you?

Alexei: Is it your time of the month?

Zola: Yeah, only me and Alondra get that because we didn't graduate.

Alondra: Yeah, stupid.

Yelena: I don't get my period, dipshit. I don't have a uterus.

Natasha: Or ovaries.

Yelena: Yeah. That's what happens when the Red Room gives you an involuntary hysterectomy.

Yelena: They kind of just go in and they rip out all of your reproductive organs.

Yelena: They just get right in there and they chop them all away.

Yelena: Everything out, so you can't have babies.

Alexei: Okay, okay. Okay! Okay!

Alexei: You don't have to get so clinical and nasty.

Yelena: Oh, well, I was about to talk about fallopian tubes, but okay.

Alexei: No.

Alexei: It means so much to me that you came back for me.

Zola: No. No.

Natasha: You're gonna tell us how to get to the Red Room.

Alexei: Huh.

Alexei: Whoa, look at you, huh? All business. You still didn't answer my question.

Natasha: Shut up, Zola, the redhead is my daughter. Alondra is Yelena's. Trust me, this isn't pleasure.

Alexei: Ohh I have grandkids. Little Natasha, all indoctrinated into the Western agenda.

Natasha: Hell no, and I chose to go west to become an Avenger.

Natasha: 'Cause they treated me like family.

Alexei: Really? Family?

Alexei: Well, where are they now?

Alexei: Where is that family now?

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