Short Stories 2

Bodyguard [Party AU]

Jamey: Faz-

Faz: *crotched down sizing up Jamey's dick, off his rockers* D-do you think ill throw up? I-if I suck it?

Jamey: *looks down at him* Probably gonna Gag so yeah. You'll throw up.

Faz: *whines and smooshes his face against it* B-but I want ittttttttt~

Jamey: *sighs softly and picks him up* Let's sober you up.

Faz: *hiccups* W-with your peen?

Jamey: No. With some water.

Faz: *whines* noooooooooooooo

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I thought this was funny