¡♧¡ ~ EddieVr x Reader ~ ¡♡¡

《Chapter Tree》

Chaos shall rain

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Eddie had put an entire bottle of Whiskey on Narrator's kitchen counter.

Woah hey that's not the bottle.

And drinking apple juice.

I found a very special meatball recipe from Joe Bastianich. From Master Chef.

(Goofy ahhh name fr)

Okay full transparency, Narrator can't drink apple juice so we gave him an edible.

The five minute timer will constantly go off.

Challenge cards that say random things like take a shot.

Eddie said.

Or get cuffed.

Ooo so some kinky shit is gonna happen?

Yeah! All kinds of hot kinky stuff while we cook spaghetti.

Eddie put 5 pounds of pork on the counter.

Five pounds of pork and three pounds of ground beef.

Cow two oh yeah.

For the sauce ripe plum tomatoes.

So we got the cans!

We got ya salt, ya peppa, ya red peppa flakes, ya cheese. Parmigiano.

So Juicy just explained everything we have in his "beautiful" voice.

Juicy took a bite out of the cheese.

Dude-

Spaghetti time.

Let's start the timer!

Timers starting! Okay, I'm gonna read the instructions. We need the mixing bowl.

Eddie tried reaching for the bowl but he could get it so Keving handed it to him.

Thanks Kevin!

Y/n said brightly.

Pre-heat the oven! Oven's Pre-heated.

Damn I'm psychic.

Put bread in a medium bowl.

I don't know if I call that a medium bowl.

That looks like a large bowl.

No that's a medium bowl.

Is that a medium bowl?

No way that's a fucking medium bowl dude.

Eddie called Gabby to ask her if the bowl was a medium size

Look at the size of this meat. Tell me, is that a medium bowl? Yes or no.

That's a small ass bowl.

I said I know a woman, let me call her, to tell me that I'm right. And you come on here on camera and you say "that's a small bowl".

Y/n walked over to Eddie's phone.

Y/n what are yo-

Y/n snatched Eddie's phone.

Hey Gabby!

Oh hey Y/n!

Wait, you two know each other?!

Yeah. We met at a park!

Oh.

I bought us sum movie tickets for this Friday!

Nice! See you next week with V?

Hell yeah!

Y/n hung up the phone and handed it back to Eddie.

This just in the LQBT community has reduced Gabby to a concept.

Everybody bursted out laughing.

Bread in the bowl. Check. What's next?

Impressive word play Juicy.

Two cups of bread cut into large pieces.

Who the fuck measures bread in cups?

Weird people who can't make proper decisions in life.

That's a cup.

Narrator brought out some measuring cups and a bread knife.

Narrator started slowly cutting the bread.

Timeskip

The timer went off.

Eddie picked a card.

The card is drink now.

Instantly.

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Lol get cliffhanged