***
*Constance walks into Debbie and Lou's room*
Constance: How can tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover them?
Lou: It's 4 in the bloody fucking morning, Constance
Debbie: Go back to your room. Will talk later
Constance: So, you both are awake? You two cannot sleep huh? Is it because of the blanket?
***
Lou: Can you do me a favour, darling?
Debbie: Baby, I would destroy the whole world for you if you asked
Lou: Okay, good to know. For now though, can you do the dishes for me?
Debbie: No
***
Debbie: What was ruined for you because too many started doing it?
Lou: Having sex with my now ex-girlfriend Jennifer
***
Debbie: *drunk to core* Well, hello there! Who's that cutie pie with platinum blonde hair and blue eyes? I'm going to ask her out
Tammy: That's Lou. She's already your girlfr-
Debbie: Don't wait for me because I'm gonna be busy with her for a while
***
Daphne: Why do you spend so much time working out?
Lou: It's always comforting to know I can easily throw all of you across the room
***
Constance: *running into Lou's club* HEY LOU-
Lou: Shh... Easy there. Don't be so loud and in hurry. Calm down. Here, have a drink and after that, talk slowly and softly
Constance: Okay okay sorry
Constance: *drinks a bottle of beer*
Lou: Now darling, say what you want to say, calmly.
Constance: *whispers* Lou
Lou: Yes?
Constance: Debbie tried to make tea and now your building is on fire
***
*Debbie, Tammy, Constance and Nine in car*
Debbie: *answering the phone while driving* Hello darling, you are on speaker so don't say anything you will regret
Lou: Or what daddy, you'll spank me once you are home?
Debbie:
Tammy:
Nine:
Constance: Hey Lou! See you when WE ALL get back home
Debbie: *facepalms*
***
Lou: Constance, you have been reading way too many fanfictions and it is changing you
Constance: "How could you say that to me", I yelled at Lou, as I tied my long dark hair into a messy bun, the wind softly kissing my puffy cheeks-
Lou: JUST FUCKING STOP!
***
Debbie: Romance is dumb
Lou: Baby, you're literally holding my hand right now
Debbie: Romance that doesn't involve the two of us is dumb
***
Tammy: Lou, are you high?
Lou: Am I what?
Tammy: High
Lou: Hello
***
Debbie: Lou, I need some space.
Lou: Is this your way of breaking up with me?
Debbie: No you idiot! I need some space on this damn bed. You sleep like a star fish! I'm falling off.
***
*A child starts crying in public*
Tammy, Amita: Tries to calm the child
Rose: Cries with the child
Lou: Mimics and makes funny face, hoping it laughs
Daphne: Lectures the parents about parenting
Nine: Ignores
Debbie: Yells at the child to shut up
Constance: Is the reason why the child is crying
***
*Lou calling Tammy at 2 am*
Tammy: What's it? What happened?
Lou: I am now a violent criminal
Tammy: *worried* Wha- what did you do?
Lou: I stepped on a cornflake
Tammy: Okay?
Lou: I am now officially a cereal killer
Tammy: ITS 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING, YOU ASSHOLE!
***
Debbie: Tell Lou that she's an asshole but I still love her no matter what
Tammy: Why don't you tell her yourself?
Debbie: Because we're in a fight
Tammy: Yet I am seeing you sitting on her lap right now
Debbie: That's not the point, Tammy. Focus!
***
Debbie: Okay, I blame myself for this
Lou: *inner thoughts* this is a trap. Don't fall for it. She is testing you. Do not agree with her. Don't fall for her trap
***
Constance: Everything would be so much better if I was in charge.
Amita: Not less than a minute ago, you set the kitchen on fire.
Constance: Yeah, but that was a minute ago. People change.
***
Lou: Santa is kind of an asshole. He works one day a year and then spends the rest of it judging you
Tammy: I think him and Debbie would get along quite well, now that you mentioned it
***
Others: You seem familiar. Have I met you before?
Lou: You seem familiar. Have I threatened to kill you before?
***
Debbie: *picking up drunk Lou from club* Alright, time to go.
Lou: Nooooooo... Not so soon...
Debbie: We need to go, and your drink is finished anyway
Lou: No, it's not!
Debbie: *Grabs the drink and pours the rest of it on the floor* Sure looks empty to me
***
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
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