5) Depends on the day: Nineball
6) Too scared to fight with her: Lou
7) HELL NO! I DON'T WANT TO DIE: Debbie
***
Tammy: Can you pass me the salt?
Constance: A what?
Tammy: salt
Constance: Uh huh?
Tammy: Salt, Constance
Constance: I don't know what you are talking about
Tammy: *sighing* Can you pass me the ocean cocaine!
Constance: Oh, here
***
*Constance having her lunch*
Daphne: So, what's for lunch?
Constance: Food
Daphne: I meant what are you having?
Constance: An unwanted conversation
***
Lou: *drunk, Climbs the roof*
Tammy: Get down! You might fall
Lou: No. I do whatever the bloody hell I want to do. This is my building. I am an adult
Tammy: Debbie, Lou is on the roof, drunk. Do something
Debbie: *to Lou, not even looking up* Do a somersault or you're a pussy
***
Judge: You are charged with... Breaking into a pet store?
Constance: I felt the puppies were lonely in there
***
Constance: This new year, I am going to be less stupid
Daphne: I am going to change my lifestyle. I'll reduce my carbon footprint
Tammy: I am going to change some aspects of my personality. For starters, I will no longer suck up to Debbie
Lou: Goodluck with that. I have decided to work on my anger. It's time for some management. What about you, baby?
Debbie: New Year, same me because I am perfect
***
Tammy: *inspecting the giftbox given by Lou* You promise you didn't get me bees again?
Lou: *standing 100 feet away* just open
***
Tammy: *to irritate Lou* Imagine being Australian
Lou: *in warning tone* Imagine being dead
***
Tammy: How could you do this! I trusted you, Debbie!
Debbie: Then it's on you
***
Lou: If anything happens to me, make sure to book an emergency medical plane to take me to Sydney. We have many top-notch hospitals there
Debbie: Why? We have best hospitals here. What's wrong with them?
Lou: Darling, if you admit me to any of your American hospitals, there is a possibility of me attempting a suicide after seeing the bill
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 30
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