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𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐍' 𝐎𝐔𝐓

—𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞
ft. 𝐎𝐌𝐆 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒 😩💦👅

TANAKA
"okay, i'm gone start it off and y'all add to it. ight?"

NISHINOYA
"bet, spit that shit broski"

KENMA
"this shit finna be ass"

kenma shared, sighing as he listened to the boy clear his throat

TANAKA
"i like a girl with a fatass, i be staring at her booty like it's math class"

NISHINOYA
"doing algebra on that shit, a plus b equal my big dick"

KUROO
"ouu and she loving that shit, mathematics is her favorite subject"

BOKUTO
"nah fuck that shit, hop on this dick and do gymnastics"

Y/N
"ouu gymnastics? imma hit a split cus' i love that dick"

SUNA
"oh, and you love this dick? got her dick-notize she be throwing that shit"

HINATA
"hit her from the back cause she can't take dick"

Y/N
"OKAY HINNYPOO!"

TENDO
"nah she gone twirl in this bitch, pounding her with my big, long, stick"

OIKAWA
"ouu and she gone scream my name, daddy tooru come add to the train"

AKAASHI
"nah, scoot to the side. keiji here to take the prize"

TERUSHIMA
"man fuck that prize, tell that bitch her uber outside"

KENMA
"nah, cause her pussy love me be singing me
songs like my name mariah carey"

Y/N
"and im singing them
notes, need a rich white man to take me on his boat"

YAHABA
"nah, baby girl come here. let me whisper in your ear and give you something to fear"

LEV
"come whisper in my ear, i love kinky shit daddy please come here"

KYOTANI
"the fuck is this?"

KOHANA
"𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐍' 𝐎𝐔𝐓"

YAHABA
"oh hell nah! GAME IS OVER"

NISHINOYA
"AND WHO THE HELL MADE YOUR 2009 JUSTIN BIEBER HAIR ASS THE LEADER?"

YAHABA
"DON'T COME FOR MY SEXY HAIR YOU SHORT FUCK! WHEN YOU OVER THERE HANGING OUT WITH MCBALDIE"

TANAKA
"I AM NOT BALD! I BE PULLING BITCHES WITH THIS FADE!"

YAHABA
"OH YEAH? WHERE THEY AT?"

Y/N
"damn justin bieber coming for y'all necks"

HINATA
"only cause he's in 4th place for longest neck"

YAHABA
"OH YEAH? AND WHERE'S YA DAD? fatherless ass"

HINATA
"where's your mom, motherless ass bitch"

HINATA
"asking me where my father at, where's yours? unwanted ass hoe"

KUROO
"don't hurt him na"

BOKUTO
"so, ya-hababa where your dad?"

AKAASHI
"it's yahaba"

BOKUTO
"that's what i said, ya-hababa"

SUGAWARA
"damn that's crazy, oikawa now a mother of two"

OIKAWA
"come here my fatherless children, daddy oikawa will take care of you"

Y/N
"i too wish for the fatherly love"

KIYOKO
"don't worry babygirl, daddy's home"

TERUSHIMA
"so does that make me mom?"

USHIJIMA
"i will step up as mom"

SEMI
"single father damn? who's the mother"

OIKAWA
"y/n she birthed these bastard and left"

Y/N
"I AM NOT THE MOTHER"

Y/N
"I AM
BLACK IT AINT  SHIT BLACK ABOUT THEM  BABIES"

OIKAWA
"OH YEAH, THEN WHO BIRTHED THESE LITTLE FUCKERS!"

YACHI
"I DID!"

OIKAWA
"well, congratulations on single mother-hood"

~𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐘༘ ◡̈
second update this week?
tell me i dont deserve
my toes sucked.