the two stared at each other in complete shock, kata could read tony like a book, she knew as soon as she saw him that he was in love with pepper and vis versa

Pepper: You just peed in the suit.

Tony: I know. It has a filtration system.

Pepper: It's not sexy.

Tony: You could drink that water.

Pepper: Just send everybody home, okay? It's time to...

Tony: If you say so.

Pepper: Okay. I'll take this, you take that [exchanges microphone for bottle]

Tony: Pepper Potts. She's right. The party's over. Then again, the party was over for me, like, an hour and a half ago. The after-party starts in 15 minutes. And if anybody, Pepper, doesn't like it, there's the door. [accidently shoots it with the suit.] Yeah! [Girl throws bottle it the air] Hit! [Rhodey leaves as he shoots it] Pull! [Rhodey goes downstairs. Drunk girl is still throwing things for Tony to shoot. Rhodey gets into one of the suits. Another girl appears with a watermelon] I think she wants the Gallagher!

[pepper sighed and looked around and rhodey was gone]

Rhodey: [In full suit] I'm only gonna say this once. Get out. [Helmet slips down. Everybody leaves.] You don't deserve to wear one of these. Shut it down!

Tony: [To DJ] Goldstein.

Goldstein: Yes, Mr Stark?

Tony: Give me a phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to. [Laughs. Another One Bites the Dust by Queen starts to play.]

Rhodey: [Grabbing hold on Tony from behind] I told you to shut it down. [Tony takes off backwards]

Tony: Now, put that thing back where you found it before someone gets hurt. [Rhodey throws things at him] Really? [Tony hits him with a set of weights] Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.

Rhodey: [Hitting Tony with a pipe] Sidekick this. [Tony goes up throw the ceiling.] Had enough?

[Quick camera angle shift]

Pepper: Karenina!

Karenina: Miss Potts.

Pepper: Don't you "Miss Potts" me! I'm on to you. You know what? Ever since you came here... [Tony and Rhodey come crashing through the ceiling]

Happy: Pepper! [Runs in to get her out of the way] Get out of here. Get out of here now. [Karenina heads off somewhere.]

Tony: You want it? Take it! [Beats Rhodey and turns to growl at crowd, who run off. Rhodey gets back up]

Rhodey: Put you hand down.

Tony: You think you got what it takes to wear that suit?

Rhodey: We don't have to do this, Tony.

Tony: You wanna be the War Machine, take your shot.

Rhodey: Put it down!

Tony: You gonna take a shot?

Rhodey: Put it down!

Tony: No!

Rhodey: Drop it Tony!

Tony: Take it! [Their blasts meet and there goes Tony's house. Both of them are knocked backwards. Tony looks around and sees Rhodey take off in the suit.]

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