Amir Brooks
"Man Jamaya get yo dumbass from my door" mumbling as I look out my house window seeing this dummy outside
"A can you just open the door it's cold" she tried ta say
"Bitch it's 103 degrees cold where? Get yo ass on and away from my door" I say befoe hearing my doorbell once again
" yo I'm finna call 12 on yo stupid ass" I say as she continually press my bell
"Ain't nobody scared of no pigs A call them so they can see how you treat me" she say sounding like she was finna cry
"Man jamaya gone" I say using the blinds to cover my window completely
" A..." she shouted
Man shawty was overly tripping and Ian got the time or patience for dat weird ass shit
Getting called out my zone when I felt my phone vibrating in my pocket and seen lo stupid ass name
"Fuck you want" I asked as my bell rung stupendously
"Damn who pissed in yo Cereal?" Lo asked
"Nigga fuck you calling for- Aye jamaya i swear imma beat yo ass quit fucking with me" I interrupted me conversation with lo as I look out the window shouted at her dumb ass
"Sounds like you having trouble in paradise" I heard lo say when I placed my phone to my ear
"Lo Ian got the time for yo Shit" I say
" nah I'm playing what you on? You busy today?" He asks
"Man Ian doing shit but I'm finna go outside and whoop shorty ass" I say looking out the window seeing her sit on my porch
"All them white folks prolly looking out they window judging y'all dumbasses" lo said making me shake my head
"These white folks needa mind they damn business or call the police if they wanna be in my damn business" I mumbled
"Angelo move" I heard some female voice inna back that didn't sound like his lil shorty
I heard a loud ass slap before the same voice started talking
"Ouch Damn it stop putting yo hands on me" the girl say making me look at the phone before putting it back ta my ear
" but you just pushed me- you know what" lo said
"Yo you gotta female at yo crib? Where ke at?" I asked
"Man ke right here she invited this dumbass-yeah I'm talking bout you, youn gotta side eye me heffa" lo said stopping his conversation with me ta talk to whoever was next to him
"And stop being fed bro my name lo get it right" lo added
"momma Kennedy ain't put lo on yo birth certificate and ion do that street name stuff get somebody else to do it" she say scoffing
"Period" I heard ke ass
"Man come save me these two together make my brain melt" lo mumbled
"If anything we should make yo day cause we literally the best nocap" ke says while lo bust out laughing
"Don't say dat shit nomo sound proper asl tryna sound like a real nigga" he mumbles
