Where pierre talks shit behind my back

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HOES FOR MISS T.S. 🌧🌻


BOOB

I'm bored. Someone entertain me?

MAXI TAXI
No ❤️

KIKI
I'm at work 🫠

BOOB
Max ur a dickhead.

MAXI TAXI
Cry me a river 🫶

BOOB
Stfu before I call Kelly.
She likes me better anyway.

MAXI TAXI
Don't fucking lie Bo

SIRENE
I don't see no lie tho

GEORGIE
Oop-

BOOB
HA SUCK IT MAX

MAXI TAXI
Suck what? Ur nonexistent tits?

LOUISA
Her boobs are enormous what
r u on about maximus.

KING ARTHUR
Do I want to know why you know that?
No.

BAILANDO
^^ me neither

LOUISA
We share clothes u dumb hoe

KIKI
Exactly y'all dirty minded

SIRENE
And for what

BOOB
Men 🙄

PIERROT
Excuse me ?

BOOB
Pierre i know ur not talking.
Look at the nickname you gave me.

PIERROT
Fair enough

BOOB
Also where is my bestie Lewis

SIR GOAT
I'm here I'm here

BOOB
LEWISSSS 🫶🫶

SIR GOAT
Booooo
How can I help?

PIERROT
Wild guess?
She bought something new
and needs his opinion.

BOOB
Go away frenchie.

PIERROT
YOU SPEAK FRENCH YOURSELF??

BOOB
And?

PIERROT
She's impossible

SIR GOAT
Bo? Impossible? Who would've thought.

BOOB
Frenchie's wrong actually. (fuck you Lewis)
I came to tell you all
I will be at the silverstone GP xx

SIR GOAT
NAH

PIERROT
Say sike right now. I swear.

BOOB
Nope boarding at 6 pm
tonight

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