josuke becomes a caterpillar what happens next is shocking

a dream...!?!??!????

josuke shot up from his bed, sweating profusely

he immediately looked around, and then at his limbs. he no longer had 12, he was back to 4

he tested out his fingers and they worked fine

then, he sighed, realizing it was all just some silly old dream

but then he caught a glimpse of something on his nightstand

it was.....................................................................................

the golden flower hairclip

"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUOHAJ" he screamed as he summoned crazy diamond

he was still a fucking caterpillar

"WHAT THE FICJ IS GOING ON" josuke cried out. but then he heard his door open.

out came his hot mom and...

omg

the toddler...

she grinned evilly at him

"josuke, this lovely little girl was at our doorstep bawling her eyes out saying you ripped out her hair. is this true?"

"um um uhh nbgysbg ug han hagjd no its not true" he was about to piss his pants

then he saw the todder stare at his hand. in confusion, he looked, and his heart dropped

crazy diamond, who was still a caterpillar for a reason he didn't know

why the fuck could this kid see crazy diamond

then, he saw a figure behind her

her stand was like 3x bigger than her

"cinderella on steroids......CHARGE!!!!" she screamed as cinderella on steroids dived at jouske

he screamed then jumped out his window in fear, bolting away

jouske got crazy diamond to carry him bc he was a lot faster but it looked rlly weird bc crazy diamond was a caterpillar the size of his big toe

even though he was a caterpillar he was still sturdy, strong, speedy, and durable enough to not crush under the weight

ig the stand stats stayed the same but the size decreased

idk

but then......................when he thought he was safe.............

he was right behind him

the last thing jokuse ever saw were cinderella on steroid's beautiful cerulean blue orbs and his crusty, flaky lips

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the end...