today when josuke woke up he felt different. he wasn't in his bed anymore. he yawned out of fatigue, due to the fact he just woke up but then realized he couldn't yawn
he soon realized he was munching on something.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IS THIS A STAND ATTACK" he "screamed," but in actuality no words came out his mouth because
1. he was munching on a leaf
2. caterpillars dont make sound
so, he was actually just munching a little more agressively. he also began to shake alot which made his dozen legs detach from the leaf he was eating, josuke began to fall off
"fuck" he silently cried out
but then, when he thought he was gonna fall, he just hovered slightly below the branch
"what the actual fuck just happened" he thought but then when he looked down he saw this suspicious white sticky string holding him up
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"is that fucking cum" he shrieked in fear
josuke still couldnt comprehend that he was a caterpillar so he called out his stand
"crazy diamond"
crazy diamond appeared, but not how he thought it would...
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"crazy diamond what the fuck" he screamed in fear. why was his stand a fucking pink caterpillar
then, josuke finally took the time to look around
he was green. he had uhhh 1 2 3 4 5 6 times two equal 12 green legs. he also seemed to have more than one pair of eyes because his vision was oddly warped. because of that, though, he could tell his hair was still intact
he sighed in relief
well he tried but caterpillars cant sigh
wow i feel bad for caterpillars #caterpillarawareness
anyway after that he realized his stand might be able to fix him but then he remembered that he cant fix himself
"my stand ability is actually useless what the fuck" he had a caterpillar temper tantrum, shaking and squirming in anger
