Rick Sanchez x Reader - oneshots

The Citadel

Holy shit! Holy shit! What do I do!!??
I lost my Rick in the citadel!! Holy shit!

I looked around- this adventure was supposed to be a come and go- HOW THE HELL DID I LOSE RICK!?!

I couldn't call out his name- then everyone would look at me. Where the hell would he go and did he even realize he left me behind?!?!

What if he left me on purpose, he wanted to get rid of me!

Just then a Rick with slick back hair grabbed my arm. "Who are you-" we made eye contact and his
eyes widened "you-"

"Me?!?" I started to panic inside

"You are the most beautiful lady I ever seen" he kissed my hand "what's your name"

"Ehhh- y/n. Can you help me please- I lost my Rick."

"Which Rick is your Rick?"

"Rick C-137"

"Very lucky Rick I see- very dangerous as well- I say you stay with me for some time-"

"I'm okay- I think I'll just go look for him" I said walking away

He gripped my arm tightly "stay with me."

"What the fuck!?"

Then another Rick with a chain and sunglasses came around "let her go Rick."

"sorry." The slick back haired Rick let me go and Sunglasses smiled at me "you alright?"

"Yea- thanks.."

"You seem like you don't belong here" sunglasses said to me

"Really? What gave it away?" I asked

He chuckled "who is your Rick?"

"Rick C-137"

"Him." Sunglasses smile dropped

"Yes him. What's wrong with him?" I asked

"We don't like him. That's all"

"Please, none of you like each other. You're Rick."

"True- but your Rick is the worst Rick of all." Sunglasses said

"Trust me I know, he's quite proud of himself" I said

"Be careful-"

"Wait can you help me look for my Rick?"

"Maybe-"

And before we could even start a portal spawned  right in front of me.

"Y/n I told you to stick with me!" He said grabbing my arm.

"Rick C-137." Sunglasses said

"Rick V-56" My Rick said back to him

"Good to see you again" sunglasses said 

"Yea yea. Fuck you" Rick said dragging me towards the portal

"Hold on-" sunglasses said

"I don't have time to spare" Rick said ignoring him and dragging me through the portal. We ended up back home.

"I told you to stay by my side! Shit! You never fu-eeuugh-cking listen!"

"I looked away for one second! One second Rick and you disappeared!"

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH WORSE THAT COULDVE BEEN?!"

"What are you talking about?!"

"NONE OF THE RICKS IN THERE ARE LIKE ME! They are much more savage and violent!"