In the beginning, there was nothing. It was only the holy one, the big orange. He created his sister, Maya. He created the day and night, and he created the sun. Then, he made the Earth. The planet for all life. He made the first human, Trump. Fatty took Trump's rib and created Biden. The two became very close, and fell in love. A pure love, not tainted by sin. The two made love all day and all night, which is not a sin in our religion cause we are cool like that. And they are two men and Fatty does not care because Fatty is bisexual. Biden gave birth to a beautiful girl named Harry Styles. But, her nickname was Lilla. Biden and Trump raised her on Earth, and Fatty created more people, such as Oprah and Steve Harvey. Maya had seen all of this, and had grown quite jealous of her brother. She saw him as evil and selfish. She grew into hating him. Her rage made her into an unlovable beast. But, somehow, Fatty still loved her. Earth grew into a beautiful paradise, with no problems or sins. But that quickly changed.
One day, Maya finally had enough of all of Fatty's "tyranny". She created her own sanctuary, underneath the Earth's surface. It was covered in paper balls that crinkle and soft pillows. This may sound nice, but she punished any human who came into her territory. She became an outcast. She became a devil. Fatty heard this news, and didn't understand why his sister left him. He missed her dearly. Eventually, he went down to visit her. She attacked him as soon as he stepped foot into her home. She ripped out his fur, and clawed his eyes. He used his power to make her fall to the floor. She looked up at him and said, "You caused me to be this way." and she walked away from him. He cried out, and fell to the floor. He wanted his sister back. He didn't understand the reason she did this to him. He went back to the surface and developed infected eyes from the scratches. His eye boogers became frequent and painful. Biden and Trump saw the pain Fatty was going through, and decided that they would create a holy child for Fatty.
