His Snowflake A Bernard X Reader

Chapter 2

"nice to meet you aswell" i responed quietly. he looked down to charlie. 

"i have something for you. okay now hold out your hands" 

charlie did what bernard said 

"now be very carful. this is very old, just like me. shake it up charlie"

i watched him shake it

"woah"

"why dont you hold onto it for me. it might come in handy."

"thanks i promise ill take good care of it"

"make sure you do"

"i will"

"hey barbbas" dad started

"berbard!" he corrected

"can we take a flight back to relaity or do we have to switch planes in denver." i hit his arm

"uh larry! take charlie here and get him some chow"

"no larry dont do that! charlie!"

"hell be ok. follow me. youll want to get out of those clothes. "

"i uh no look i jist want to go home. look im not santa"

bernard turned around

"did you or did you not read the card?"

"yeah i read teh card"

"then your santa. in putting on the hat and the jacket you accepted teh contract"

"what contract" 

"the card in teh sant a suit. you said read it right? so when you put on teh suit, you fell subject to teh sant a clause."

"the santa clause. you mean the guy that fell off my roof"

"no,no,no not santa clause the person. santa clasue, the clause"

"what?

"your a businessman right?"

"yeah"

"ok a clause as in the last line of a contract. you got the card?"

dad patted down the jacket befopre handing it to teh elf. 

he grabbed a magnifing glass and put the card under it

"ok look. the santa clause:in putting on this suit adn enerting teh sleiigh the wearer waives any and all rights to my prevouis identity real or implies and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of santa clause in perperuity until such a time that the wearing becomes unabvle to do so by either accident or design"

"what does that mean"

"it mean you put on teh suit your teh big guy"

"thats rediculoou i didnt put on teh suit just ti-"

"try to understand!" bernard basically shouted. i jumped back a bit. his voice softened a bit "let me expain something to you. toy have to be delivered. im not gonna do it. its not my job. im just an elf. its santas job but santa fell off a roof. your roof. you read teh card, you put on teh suit. that clearly falls under the santa clause. so your santa ok?"

"a question?"

"what?"

"when can i get out of here"

"dad! y/n! you gotta see this place" chalri said running over

"you leave in the morning and you and your daughter are due back here by thanksgiving" i turned around

"me?" i asked soflty

"i explain that to you later" he said with his voice much softer than it was with dad. i nodded and l looked back over at charlie.

"im not coming back here for thanksgiving" dad said

"ill send the list to you house then"

"what list"

"come on now. the list" dad looked completly oblivous. bernard sighed before speaking well singing in a hushed voice "hes makeing a list" 

"and checking it twice!" charlie sang out

"going to find out whos naughty or nice" the rest of the elfs sand. i know understand why he did it so quietly.  

"look you put a p next to the kids who are nice and c next to the naughty ones"

"p present c coal?" i asked

"correct"

"wait a minuet how do i know whos good or bad" dad asked

"youll know"

"well what if i dont wanna do this"

"dont even kid about a thing like that" 

charlie pulled me away from the two. 

"come on y/n! you have to try have some of this hot choclate" charlie said

"charlie slow down" 

he dragged me into the kitchen.

"can we get hot choclates" charlie asked

"mhmm right here" an elf said

"thanks" i said grabbing one

we were walking when i saw bernard. he walked over

"sorry sport but i have to talk to you sister. ok" he asked

"yeah! bye y/n!"

"bye"

i watch him run off. before turning back to bernard

"follow me"