*on the phone*
daniel: i just got home, where are you guys?
max: the hospital
daniel: what? why?
max: lando swallowed a watermelon seed
daniel: and? it's not like it's gonna grow a watermelon in his stomach
max:
max: we'll be home in 10 minutes
I can't believe i'm uploading a new chapter in this book after TWO YEARS😭