Oh, hell yeah!
Two friends were children when they first met
Could a Christmas time be what they get?
The Ars Goetia's great prince is in love
Stolas, are you horny?
Although a gorgeous succubus is his ex,
The douchey imp is great at sex
But a desire for true love is near
Stolas, are you lonely?
Well, we won't shame him, shame him
Though his wife looks so lovely, her heart is cold
Blame him, blame him,
But the truth we know is that she stooped low
Loona, are you feeling...
Joy beyond those orphan tears?
And Stolas, are you hungry?
There's no shame in being queer
But one lovestruck prince will need
To think in the Ring of Greed
Of his daughter's fears
Stolas, dry your only owlet's tears
Oh, yeah! Hell yeah!
Here's the thing in every ring
So many songs for demons to sing,
Yet there's sin as if there's no Nice list
Striker, are you scheming?
The Pride Ring's lights like the stars in space
Blitzo, bring a smile on that pale face
Oh, please hear a lonesome hoot
Stolas, are you singing?
You love your Blitzy, Blitzy
Will your plaything await thee...in red and gold?
Moxxie and Millie,
Spend some time alone under the mistletoe
Ozzie, are you checking...
Your club's Naughty list this year?
Hello, Mrs. Mayberry,
You will find new love, my dear
Though they'd never ask a fee,
Three cherubs miss Heaven's glee
They lost their careers,
But I'm sure their redemption is near
I saw the moment when I was alive...
Blitzo removed...that "Santa"'s disguise!
And I recall seeing those two large ears
And Ozzie knows there'll be a blue rose
From a famous clown wearing a red nose
Are you okay, Moxxie?
Sing your carol loud and clear
And Stolas needs just one thing...
Set him free from Stella's jeers!
We know Moxxie loves Millie
The word "kooks" sounds so silly
Beyond Azeroth's Tears,
Via, have a great Christmas this year
Andrealphus, is it snowing?
Hey, sinners!
So, if you have sinned, come and see
A pentagram on my new tree
Yes, they fried my rear! (Ouch...)
I've been killed by I.M.P. this year!
I've been slayed by I.M.P. this year!
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Laura's Song Parodies: Volume 29
कविताThe 29th volume of my song parodies includes: . A parody of I Wish by Joel Corry and Mabel based on the first season of Helluva Boss . A spoof of Holly Jolly Christmas by Burl Ives based on Hazbin Hotel. . A spoof of My Only Wish (This Year) by Bri...
