Daily Life Of BTS

PART-1

[So, Namjin are my parents. Yoonminseok is my grandparents. Koo is my baby. And Tae is my son-in-law. I know any of this doesn't make sense. 'Thia' is me. My nickname]

Hobi angrily bursting inside the living room and other members tailing behind him :

Hoba (angrily) : How could you guys do that to me? What sin have I ever commited that you guys needed to do THIS without even informing me? You guys cheated on me and my beloved wifie without even considering about our feelings? How can you guys?

Mini : Hoba, actually me and yoongles are your husb-

Hoba (sadly chuckled) : yes mini. YES! YOU AND YOONGLES ARE MY LEGALLY WEDDED HUSBANDS STILL BOTH OF YOU CHOOSE TO BETRAY ME ALONG WITH THE REST OF THIS CRAZY FAMILY!!! I thought marriage is the sweetest bond where partners trust each other even with their lives... But how can i trust you guys after you guys did this to me and my wifie?

Yoongles : Hoba it's not a big deal. We didn't betray you. It's just wo-

Hoba : Not a big deal??? Yoongles you are the most matured person in our family. I didn't expect this from you. I thought you will explain everyone else how they shouldn't do this. But here you are! Saying it's not a big deal! You guys cheated on me and my wifie yoongles!! Cheated!! And not only that now you want ME, Min Hoseok, to cheat on my wife also??? Sorry, but i can't. And i won't. Do you know why? Because i love my wife with all my heart and soul. I will never betray her. Never ever!!!

Me (confused af) : Guys calm down!! First, you all sit down then we will talk. And Hoba what happend why are you so mad? And since when did you have a wife?

Hoba : These people. These innocent looking cheaters signed an advertisement with coca cola and they didn't even ask me before signing it!!! And now they also want ME to sign the contract paper agreeing that i'll drink coca cola in that advertisment and ask ARMYs to buy coca cola like.... Eww..... I can never suggest something bad to my beloved ARMYs and most importantly how can i cheat on my beloved sprite like these rotten eggs did (glaring at everyone)

Me : Hoba, yoongles is right it's not a big deal. It's just an ad-

Hoba : Oh! So now you're gonna take their sides?! Is this why i raised you with so much effort?

Jin : Excuse you! She is my daughter. Of course she's gonna support the team in which her papa is.

Hoba (whispering to me) : Kiddo, you choose their team and i'm gonna tell everyone what you read on your wattpad that day-

Me : NOOO!! PLEASE NO.
I  shouted with pure fear in my eyes. Then I cleared my throat and averted my eyes to the rest of my family members.

Me: Guys. Listen. I think Hoba boba is right. We shouldn't cheat on sprite i'll just call that ugly dumpling and cancel the deal .

Koo koo: But mumma you love coke-

[Hoba raising his eyebrows at me]

Me: Baby shut up! The only thing i love is you.

Tae: Sorry, ma'am. this boy over here is only mine to love and cherish. You may stand in the corner.
Thank you.
Taehyung said with the most shit-eating grin on his face.

[Kookie blushing crazily]

Koo koo : i love you too taetae

[Pecked taetae]

Me : FOR FRUIT MILKSHAKES SAKE GUYS WE ARE HAVING AN IMPORTANT DISCUSSION, EVEN FIGHTING OVER HERE!! STOP THIS LOVEY DOVEY MOMENT FOR ONCE! And Kim Taehyung the boy you love is my CHILD!! And i have more rights to love him than you .