It was *Date here* and Y/N was walking up to their new door, they peered over at the house next to theirs,
"Why is there a swamp right here?" they questioned, trying to get a better look at the house by stepping down the steps it took to get up to their front door. By doing so they tripped and fell face first into a swampy puddle, "I guess I should've looked at the ratings on Zillow." They concluded. They tried to get up but somehow couldn't, just then they heard a door slam open,
"WHO THE HELL IS IN MY SWAMP?!" The ogre looking man yelled, causing them to jump, but not get out of the puddle, the ogre looked around at his surroundings and saw the helpless person in the puddle, "Oh, the new neighbor" he laughed to himself, "How did you end up here?" he asks pulling them out of the puddle
"I don't know, guess I was waiting for you?"
Y/N's POV (Idk bruh)
How could I just say that?! I didn't even mean to! I meant to say,
'I don't know, just ended up there.' you know acting all cool in front of this hot guy? But no, I just had to act like a total freak!
"O-oh," he said, starting to blush
"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to say that!" I laugh, but he didn't respond in return,
"Uhm, right..." He made eye contact, finally, "I better get going, have fun moving in and call me for help. I-if you need it of course." He runs off into the distance, out of sight.
Narrator bestie POV
Y/N looked down at their dirtied hands with disgust
"First time in a new place, that's one way to introduce yourself." they sigh, and walk to their home, still pondering about what happened, deep down they knew they weren't going to get any sleep tonight, rather Facebook/Meta stalk their new crush.
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