Snow White and the Seven Peanuts

Queen Lucy Been Deceived

Cut to the castle on the east side of the slightly enchanted forest, we find Queen Lucy having her morning bubble bath until she was interrupted by Frieda who knock at her bathroom door.

Lucy: Who is it?

Frieda [off screen]: It's Frieda, your majesty.

Lucy: What is it?

Frieda [off screen]: Prince Pierre to see you, ma'am.

Lucy: Sent him to the throne room and tell him I'll meet him shortly.

Frieda [off screen]: Yes, your majesty.

Queen Lucy snaps her fingers and Violet, Patty, Lila, and Janice quickly appears and gruffly tend to her. After being dried off, dressed, got her beauty treatment done, and her crown placed on her head by Patty, the Queen silently dismissed them for now as she head towards the throne room.

At the throne room, Prince Pierre and Frieda awaits the arrival of Queen Lucy. Just then she enters the room while trumpeters blowing their trumpets. Prince Pierre genuflect on one knee while Frieda curtsy. The queen sat on her chair and raised her right hand to signal the trumpeters to stop.

Lucy (to Prince Pierre): Arise Prince Pierre. You too, Frieda. What brings you here on this fine morning?

Prince Pierre: My queen, it's your daughter Snow White indisposed?

Lucy (angrily): I have no daughter!

Prince Pierre: Snow White is not your daughter?

Lucy: She was my stepdaughter, Snow White wander too far into the forest and was devoured by wild animals.

Pierre and Frieda look shocked by this accusation. The former didn't believe the Queen's story.

Prince Pierre: No! I don't believe you. She's alive, I know she is.

Lucy: I'm telling you she's dead. I- - [almost let it slipped] I mean she been eating alive!

Prince Pierre: Oh no, your highness. Snow White is alive and she waits for me wherever she at. I'll find her if it takes me a eternity.

Frieda quietly escorted Prince Klaus out of the throne room. Once out of sight, Queen Lucy anger slowly boiling over and decided to consult with her magic looking glass.

Lucy (gruffly): Looking glass upon the wall, who is the fairest of us all?

Sally appears in the mirror and give her answer to the queen.

Sally: Queen, you are a beauty rare. But...

Lucy: But, what..?

Sally: But Snow White living in the cottage of the seven little men is a thousand times more fair.

Lucy: You lied. Snow White lies dead in the forest. Peppermint Patty and Marcie brought back proof, I ate her heart.

Sally (disagreeably): Snow White's still alive, the fairest maiden in the land, you ate the heart of a wild boar that was placed in your hand.

Queen Lucy is filled with raged when she find out that Peppermint Patty and Marcie misled her.

Lucy: The heart of a wild boar? Why those two little deceivers, I've been had! I'm gonna get them for this. If I want someone killed right, I have to do it myself. But how?

Just then, she had a evil idea on how to kill Snow White and make it look like a accident.

Charlie Brown [voice over]: Then she had an idea, a wonderful evil idea.

Lucy: I know just what to do.

Charlie Brown narrate what Queen Lucy planning on doing. The music in the next scene is arranged in the style of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" as Sally about to sing a parody of the song called "You're a Evil One, My Dear Queen".

Charlie Brown [voice over]: She went into her secret laboratory deep within the castle, where the Queen painted her face and then removed her royal garments and put on the ragged garments of a peddler woman. She chuckles and clucked of this mean evil trick.

Lucy as Old Peddler Woman: How do I look my pretty?

Sally (Spoken): Milady, if there's a prize for evilest woman in the world. You'll win it by a landslide.

Lucy as Old Peddler Woman: Thank you my dear. Heheheh!

Sally sings in the style of Jim Carrey.

Sally (Singing):
You're an evil one, my dear queen.
You're as shocking like a electric eel.
You're as cunning as a tigress, you're as charming as a snake, my dear queen.
If you would be a flavor, they'll make you a milkshake.

[as the music continues playing, the queen places all sorts of knickknacks in her basket including a bodice.]

Sally (Singing):
Let face the music you're a witch, my dear queen. Yes you are. Your heart is a icicleeeeee!
Your brain is fill with termites. You got ghost peppers in your soul, my dear queen.

I wouldn't poke you with a... 78 and a half foot pole.

The disguised Queen bid Sally so long as she head towards the cottage of the seven dwarfs to do away with Snow White.

Lucy as Old Peddler Woman: So long Looking glass. I'm off to do away with Snow White.

Sally (sarcastically): Happy hunting, Milady.

Lucy as Old Peddler Woman: And by the time I return, I'll be the fairest in the land. Ahahahaha!