suck my nuts cartman

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Howdidyougetmynumber: y/n your a bitch

Poorhoe: what the actual fuck cartman

                  Yourmom: takes one to know one cartman

Howdidyougetmynumber: YOUR ILLEGAL

ginger: no their not dude wtf is wrong with you

Howdidyougetmynumber: it's the hippy family for me

                Yourmom: its the God complex
for me

Howdidyougetmynumber: it's the needing constant reminder that your valid for me

Stanfurd: imma go kill cartman who's coming

Ginger: I've been waiting for this day my whole life

Poorhoe: I'll hide the body

Stanfurd: nice

Yourmom: its the not having friends so you hang out with people who don't like you and you know it so you try to bully others to fit in but it doesn't work so you cry yourself to sleep every night knowing that people will never like you and that you'll die alone with no children or lover for me

Poorhoe: Goddamm y/n

Ginger:

Stanfurd: how you feeling rn cartman?

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Stanfurd: how you feeling rn cartman?

Howdidyougetmynumber: feeling like telling the towns hippos that their child is a bitch and has a phone

                        Yourmom: I'd like to see you try bitch

Cartman: watch me fucker

Poorhoe: well this isn't ending well

Ginger: lmao y/n is going to rock your ass cartman

Stanfurd: lmao cartmans about to regret his life's existence

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