Howdidyougetmynumber: y/n your a bitch
Poorhoe: what the actual fuck cartman
Yourmom: takes one to know one cartman
Howdidyougetmynumber: YOUR ILLEGAL
ginger: no their not dude wtf is wrong with you
Howdidyougetmynumber: it's the hippy family for me
Yourmom: its the God complex
for meHowdidyougetmynumber: it's the needing constant reminder that your valid for me
Stanfurd: imma go kill cartman who's coming
Ginger: I've been waiting for this day my whole life
Poorhoe: I'll hide the body
Stanfurd: nice
Yourmom: its the not having friends so you hang out with people who don't like you and you know it so you try to bully others to fit in but it doesn't work so you cry yourself to sleep every night knowing that people will never like you and that you'll die alone with no children or lover for me
Poorhoe: Goddamm y/n
Ginger:
Stanfurd: how you feeling rn cartman?
Howdidyougetmynumber: feeling like telling the towns hippos that their child is a bitch and has a phone
Yourmom: I'd like to see you try bitch
Cartman: watch me fucker
Poorhoe: well this isn't ending well
Ginger: lmao y/n is going to rock your ass cartman
Stanfurd: lmao cartmans about to regret his life's existence
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south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)
Fanfictionwhat happend when y/n the crackhead of south park drags almost everyone they know into there crackhead antics Most of the spelling errors are on purpose because no ones texting is perfect, please don't comment It makes me sad😔