south park x reader (crackfic / textfic)

them dogs need to breath

Bebe: bb
Wendy: wends
Red: red
Ashley: ash
Annie: annieareyouok?
Heidi: howyoudoin
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enny:whotfisthis

Lizzy:kennybutagirl
Lola:broforrealwhoisthis?
Nichole: nini
Smantha: whyyoulooklikethatgirl

The girls group

Crackhead: BB PUT THEM DOGS AWAY

Bb: but there barking

Red: i- whats going on-

Crackhead: bebe told me come over for video games and she just had them dogs hanging out😭

Bb: HEY YOU SAID YOU WOUDNT SAY SHIT

Crackhead: 🤷

Wends: 😐

Red:

Crackhead: Dude i have pics

Bb: YOU DONT- STOP RIGHT NOW Y/N-

Crackhead: .....

Nini: WHAT IS THAT-

kennybutgirl: WHAT THE FUCK

bb: NAUR Y/N GET RID ON THAT RN ON GOD

Whotfisthis: WHAT-

crackhead: i've gone though thw bepths of hell without fear....but that thing....that thing right there......scares me

Howyoudoin: y/n sometimes sharing isnt caring

Annieareyouok: im not ok girls

Whyyoulooklikethatgirl: well i've seen worst y/n

Crackhead: yea, must be hard looking like that im sorry 😞

Whyyoulooklikethatgirl: why you bully me-?

Crackhead: i am so sorry its a force of habit-

Red: are we not going to talk about the feet pics in this fucking chat-

Wends: no,never

Bb:

Crackhead: i fucking hate the day i got that photo

Whotfisthis: where did you even get those?

Crackhead: from the woman herself

Bb: NAUR DONT TELL THEM THAT

wends: bebe i love you really but why?

Bb: ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK I WAS HALF ASLEEP

wends: but still what was going on in your head tho?

Bb: i for real dont remember-

Crackhead: dude it was random as hell

Whyyoulooklikethatgirl:

Crackhead: i again am so sorry for saying that to you

Whyyoulooklikethatgirl: NO NO IT WAS GOOD JUST OUTTA PACKET-

Crackhead: GIRL DONT LET PEOPLE DISS YOU LIKE THAT STAND UP TO ME

Wends: i dont know if their more mad about the insalt or them being ok with it-

Bb: Y/N

Crackhead: yea?

Bb: I HAVE SOMETHING

Crackhead: please do show

Bb:

Crackhead: OHHH JDBDHXBDNXBMXKANSVSQAMNZVZBZ

bb: thats y/n in whatever that is

Crackhead: that was the funnest day of my life-

Bb: you my non-binery friend are shamless you know

Crackhead: that word makes my brain feel pain-

Howyoudoin: wtf why did I wake up to this shit