Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8

Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 27

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Constance: What's your favourite dessert?

Lou: Debbie

Constance:

Lou: Wait, what was the question again?

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Constance: My name is Constance

Constance: *pointing at Daphne* And this is my friend White privilege

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*After watching World war Z*

Constance: If there is an apocalypse, how would you contribute in survival?

Tammy: I'll try to arrange for a safe shelter

Rose: I'll try to provide us with as many clothing as possible that'll last for longer times

Amita: I'll try to store food for us

Nine: I'll try to secure constant communication among us

Constance: And you, Lou?

Lou: I'll just die. I don't want to do all that fucking hardwork. I don't understand why people in the movies work so hard to survive after an apocalypse

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Constance: Fight me

Lou: *laughing* You want to fight with me? Look at your height. What are you going to do? Kick me in my ankles?

*Later*

Tammy: Why is Lou quivering on the ground and crying

Debbie: You won't believe it but Constance really kicked her hard in the ankle with her metal tipped shoe.

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Tammy: Lou, what are you expecting Santa to give you this Christmas?

Lou: I stopped expecting gifts from him after last year

Tammy: Why? What happened?

Lou: Last year, I asked him for the sexiest girl in this entire world

Tammy: And?

Lou: I woke up inside a gift box addressed to myself

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*Little Lou writing a letter to Santa*

Lou: Dear Santa, I've been good this year...

Lou: okay, most of the year...

Lou: Fine. Once in a while

Lou: You know what, nevermind. I'll buy my own gift

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Debbie: Pass me a napkin

Lou: Is milady's hand broken?

Debbie: No, but yours will soon be

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Debbie: Why do you think you can manage the team while Lou and I are gone?

Tammy: Because I have the courage to say what others won't

Lou: Behind their back

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Therapist: So, tell me

Lou: Sometimes, I don't know if I love how much I fear Debbie or fear how much I love her

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Lou: Debbie is a perfectionist, which sometimes is a good thing, like when it comes to picking her partner

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Amita: So, dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart guys go for dumb girls? So, what do the smart girls get?

Lou: Cats mostly

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Amita: My mother wants me to get married. I don't want to but she is pressurising. And I am not able to say no.

Debbie: You need to stand up for yourself and say no. You are not here to listen to others and do as they please. Learn from me. I always say No...

Lou: Except in bed. There, she's a 'yes' machine

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*Lou giving baking directions to Debbie on phone*

Lou: Did you preheat the oven I told you to do earlier?

Debbie: Yes

Lou: What temperature it is right now?

Debbie: 535

Lou: That's the clock, Debbie

Debbie: 536

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*Lou, angry*

Lou: ARE YOU-

Debbie: fucking

Lou: KIDDING ME? YOU-

Debbie: fucking

Lou: SMELLY

Debbie: ass

Lou: *looking at Debbie* the other one

Debbie: Cunt?

Lou: yes. Once again. ARE YOU-

Debbie: fucking

Lou: KIDDING ME? YOU-

Debbie: fuc-

Tammy: Okay, what the hell is going on?

Debbie: You banned Lou from swearing. So, I am helping her out

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*Before Loubbie confession*

Debbie: We Oceans are not meant to be loved. That's how it is. Nobody really loves an Ocean. So, nobody loves me

Lou: Are you sure about that?

Debbie: Yes. We Oceans are unloved. Nobody in their right mind will ever love an Ocean.

Lou: *aggressively pointing at herself* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

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