The misunderstood teacher (kokushibo reader x hp)

PTM

Y/n pov-

I was currently sitting in the great hall with dumbledore , snape and mcgonigal 

In front of me were the parents of the children, gathered by one man

Lucious- AND THATS WHY WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT Y/N TSUGUKINI STEPS DOWN FROM THE POSITION OF VICE PRINCIPLE AND RESIGN FROM THE SCHOOL

Dumbledor just sighed and snape and mcgonigal just stared at him , only i had the guts to say it outloud

Me- what a throughly annoying fool

With that the babbling fool stopped midsentence

Lucious- what.did.you.just.call.me?

Me- a throughly annoying fool , didnt hear it the first time shitstack?

Lucious-.......CRU-

In a flash i was in front of him gripping his tounge with my fingers

Me- now now we dont want dear little draco to be fatherless do we now?

I said looking down at his wife

Me- if i am correct , for saying one of the unforgiving curse you can get yourself a place in azkaban , so if you really want to get away from them dont bother because

I took out my sword

Me- i can end you easily , and then after your death , make sure that inly the faculty here and mrs.weasly gets out alive, oh by the way mrs. weasley the coockies were awsome

Mrs.weasley- th-thank you 

Me- now then if you any other complaints you have regarding me so please dont tell me cause i wont give a fuck and yeeeet

I then punched lucious hard that he was set flying

???-Y-YOU HOW DARE YOU

Me- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE SHUT UP ALL OF YOU

???-W-W-WE WONT

Me- OK THE WHAT DO YOU WANT 

Everyone- YOUR RESIGNATION 

Me-.......fine i will but first lets take an unbreakable oath on this

I then walked up to the screaming banshee in a human suit and made an unbrakable oath

i then went to dumbledore, got 1 paper and wrote my resignation letter , then on the other i wrote something else

Me- here it is , the one you have been waiting for I y/n tsugukini , alias - kokushibou , will hereby resign from my position of the vice principle of hogwarts . Is that okay for y'all

Everyone- yes, yes it is 

Me- awww look at those satisfied grins, well anyways dumbledore here you go

He took the letter with shaking hands and looked at me with tears in his eyes

Me- now now , just sign it 

I could see with heavy heart he signed it

Me- say it

Dumbledore-  I-I , Albus Dumbledore e-expel , y/n tsugukini from hogwarts

everyone cheered, idiots , i then picked up my phone

Me- oh really , there is a position vacant for the vice principle of hogwarts , jee i sure do need it

I then saw snape smirk

Me- so *clears throat* Mr. Albus Dumbledore , can i enroll as the vice principle for horgwarts

Dumbledore's eyes widened

Dumbledore- Y-YES YOU CAN

Me- well thank you

???1- HEY THATS NOT FAIR

Me- what? i did resign , you didnt say for how long or whetehr i could join back or not , so kindly fuck off 

Everyone stood rooted in their spots , enraged

Me- oh? whats this , you plan on attacking me

???2- tch

Me- ho ho ho , now this is intresting 

???3- what are you laughing at you heathen , you shoud be quaking in your boots for we are going to kill you 

Me-......I cant I cant do it

???4- What? scared?

Me-......*sharp inhale* dumbledore help your friend out

???4- HAHAHA WHAT A SCRADEY CAT

Me- you know what fuck it

I unsheathed my sword and lunged at him

Me- COME HERE YOU CHILD FUCKING CUNT , I AM GONNA R8PE YOU FROM THOSE HOLE WHERE YOU WONT EVEN EXPECT IT (too much alucard abridged in my head)

Dumbledore- calm down y/n

Me- oh i am very fucking calm , so calm that i might just go on a killing spree , but then again i dont want to adopt the entireity of hogworts  , so imma just chillax out and let you sort this out, bye bye~

???5 and ???6- and where do you think you are going

Me- to fuck your dead mother , now get out of my way 

then i slammed their heads together and left