(Sorry if I get anything wrong to do with Walmart 'cause I live in Ireland! But ill base it off of ASDA 'cause they're owned by Walmart I believe!)
1-go to the food section and see how far you can spray tomato sauce.
2-get a fishing rod and see what you can 'reel in' from the other isles.
3-jump on security guards back and try to rodeo.
4-go to a new employe and ask them for something fake like fosen . say "its meat so its in the food section somewhere. All good shops have them!" When he goes to look for it run away.
5- Walk up to somebody and poke them as they walk around shopping but when they turn to see who's poking them, hide.
6- get up on a check-out counter and do the Macarena.
7-get loads of bunnies and set them lose to wreak havoc.
8-dress up like batman and run around pretending you can fly while pushing people out of the way screaming "batman! to the rescue!"
9-randomly shoot people with a nerf gun/bow.
10-get a (real looking) fake gun, press it to a person's back and put them in a store cupboard then lock them in it. (the more people you cram in the better!)
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HumorWell... What can I say it's just random! (!not to be taken offensively/seriously!)
