Affogato: Pardon my curiosity captain but why does your boyfriend Wildberry call you "cherry"?
Crunchy Chip: Haha, well it's actually a pretty funny story actually! Well I was walking under a cherry tree with Wildberry and he asked me what type of berry I would be if I was one. And then just at that moment, whizzam! A cherry fell on my head! And so I was like, "I don't fuckin' know, maybe I'd be a cherry!" And then Wildberry looked me dead in the eye and was like "Crunchy, cherries aren't berries." And I was like, "No, I'm pre'y sure cherries are berries." And then he was like, "No, cherries are berries Crunchy." And then we had a massive argument about it. But ummm...we asked someone about it and uhhh-fun fact! Cherries aren't actually berries. So to rub it in my face he now calls me cherry. Heh, that smug bastard~.
Affogato: *Laughs* Haha, that's quite the adorable story captain!
Crunchy Chip: Haha, yeah.
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Why does Caramel Arrow call you babygirl?
Affogato: *Flustered* Haha...how about we stop this conversation...
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
