Boyfriend Scenarios: Akatsuki

Canon Reality: What they left behind

"you're going to stay, aren't you?" she asked as you followed her out of the prison and into the Hokage's estate.

"I don't have anywhere else to go" you answered honestly

she peeked back at you and continued
"your boyfriend didn't have any plans for what would happen later on...?"

"wasn't the type. He was very spontaneous; I doubt he planned much further than a month at a time"

Tsunade snorted
"must be nice"

"Seemed like it was...is it alright if I stay?"

"well, the leaf isn't your home...and while those who know your connection to Akatsuki will be...coarse...nobody will harm you. Not being under my specific protection." she explained opening her office door and made her way to the desk.

you nodded along with her words

"I will have to have a glorified babysitter peeking in on you, and while you're always welcome to visit me I will have to do my duties" she explained gesturing to the pile of papers

"yeah...that looks awful"

she groaned softly

"I promise I will find so-" she paused blinking at you as you ran to the window and after opening it, promptly puked out of it

"...well I DO hope nobody was down there..." she huffed staring at you "something you want to tell me...?"

you looked back at her wiping your mouth

"uh...no...?"

she huffed and pointed to the door

"Shizune's three doors down. Go ask her for a test. now."

you returned momentarily weepy and smashing yourself into her side wailing. meanwhile Tsunade grumpily sat now soaked in tears

"I do hope the child handles surprises much better than you..."

Hidan:

Tsunade, already stressed with the upcoming war that was a sneeze away from starting, glared at you half-heartedly.
she had made the leaf ninja involved swear to secrecy as to who you were and your connections to the Akatsuki. With the 5 nations working together, she didn't want to cause a situation where you were put in danger due to your, now, past.

"(name), I want you to stay with me, Shizune or Shikaku. Don't tell anyone else outside this room who you are or your past. Your name on its own shouldn't start anything...but be wary. While I am Hokage and can protect you, I am not risking this war over you."

you nodded solemnly to her words

"..." she sighed deeply "that said, please don't put me in that position. I care for you deeply and I want you to remain safe and happy, the best that you can"

"I understand"

"once this is done you will return to the leaf with me and we'll find you somewhere nice for you to stay, how's that sound?" she smiled gently at you

you nodded, mirroring her smile.

...until you frowned and quickly ran to the nearest garbage

Shikaku groaned and pinched his nose

"I believe...I need to leave the room...lady Hokage," he then nodded to your vomiting form and quickly excused himself