In Reality...

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Hermione: I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!!!!!!!!

Ron: You are technically thinking all the time, so it's not really something to shout about.

Hermione: >:O SHUT UP, WEASLEY!!!!!!!!!

Ron: It's actually Granger-Weasley, because I married you.

Harry: SHUT UP, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

Luna: Hermione, what did you want to tell us?

Hermione: Well, in reality, Harry should have failed school. 

Harry: WHAT DID YOU JUST TYPE?????

Hermione: i said you should have failed school.

Harry: WHY.

Hermione: Because you skipped second year exams, fourth year exams, sixth year exams, and you didn't even go for your seventh year at Hogwarts. So, you should have failed school. 

Harry: My life sucks.

Ron: That's just the way it is, mate. 

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