꒰🏖️꒱· 𝘧𝘦́𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘴 𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘢̃𝘰 𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘮

꒰🏖️꒱ karaokê

Na casa, Oikawa havia organizado um karaokê para aquela noite. Comprou algumas pizzas e algumas bebidas alcoólicas, comprou alguns microfones — Aqueles da Barbie — e colocou as músicas na TV. Todos se reuniram, Tanaka e Nishinoya quiseram ir primeiro e, quando o instrumental de WAP começou a tocar, uma série de gritos se iniciou

— Isso vai ser bom — Diz Kuroo sorrindo, animado para ver a desgraça que iria ser

— I said certified freak, seven days a week. Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! — Tanaka começou, Nishinoya fazia as vozes de fundo mesmo tendo a música — Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy. Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy, give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy

— Beat it up, catch a charge
Extra large, and extra hard. Put this pussy right in yo' face, Swipe your nose like a credit card. Hop on top, I want a ride, i do a kegel while it's inside. — Tanaka tentava conter o riso com o desespero de Daichi com a música

— Tanaka pelo aMOR DE DEUS — Daichi disse massageando a sua tempora

— Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive. Tie me up like I'm surprised, Let's role-play, I wear a disguise. I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage — Ryuunosuke piscou para Kiyoko, enquanto entrava na "vibe" da música. Nishinoya imitou buzina fazendo eles rirem — Make it cream, make me scream, out in public, make a scene

— I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring  — Nishinoya puxou a respiração

— VAI NISHINOYA ARREGAÇA! — Bokuto gritou

— Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me. Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me, I tell him where to put it, never tell him where i'm 'bout to be — Yuu cantava o rap em uma velocidade quase impossível enquanto Asahi estava para ter um infarto, como uma criatura tão pequena podia ser tão sexy? — I run down on him 'fore I have a  running me. Talk yo' shit, bite your lip, Ask for a car while you ride that dick! You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing he already made his mind up 'fore he came

— Now get your boots and your coat for this wet ass pussy. He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass pussy, Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy — Nishinoya pisca para Azumane, fazendo movimentos com os quadris descendo até o chão. Não deveriam deixá-lo beber — Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass pussy.

— Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroke. I need a Henny drink, I need a weed smoker. Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra with a hook in it, hope it lean over, He got some money, then that's where I'm headed. — Tanaka continuou — Pussy A-1, just like his credit. He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it I let him taste it, and now he diabetic.

— I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp.I wanna gag, I wanna choke.I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat my head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry, and it's coming out soggy. I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me,I spit on his mic' and now he tryna sign me, woo! — Ryu era realmente expressivo quando se tratava de cantar WAP com Nishinoya

— Your honor, I'm a freak, handcuffs, leashes. Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating, Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in, never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating — Nishinoya fechou os punhos como dizia na parte da música, fingindo socar Tanaka, que se comprometeu na atuação até cair no chão —  In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya. If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder. Big D stand for big demeanor, I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya, If it don't hang, then he can't bang. You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain