Only Exception

Where is he?!

"Fuck.." he grimaced at the caller ID, Tenko was calling. He didn't want to deal with him when his head is being fucked thanks to alcohol. He stared at the phone and sighed, he knew he was done for. Might as well get it over with.

"Hello?"

"WHERE ARE YOU?!"

"Jesus quiet down"

"I THINK THE FUCK NOT! WE'VE BEEN CALLING YOU ALL FUCKING MORNING! WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE WHEN TOGA CALLED AND SAID THAT YOU WERE NOT AT HOME! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT YOU HAVE A JOB YOU-"

Dabi pulled the phone away from his ear, Tenko's screeching was pounding his head and he needed a break. Despite that the sound of his voice was still heard despite not understanding the exact words it was worse than Toga's could ever be.

He puts the phone back to his ear once his leader's tone has lowered "I'm at a park"he said preparing for another possible outburst.

"A park?! What the hell are you doing in a park?"

"I have seriously no fucking clue but I feel like I've been ran over by a train all I remember is.." he spoke trying to diminish the hoarse voice of his. His throat was hurting, he looked at the garbage he made surrounding himself.

At least Tenko wasn't making that demonic screaming or he would've probably hung up on him. He knew he had to think of something believable, even if just that made his head hurt more. Or else that hero would probably make a monologue about how he shouldn't be drinking excessively or something stupid like that. Even if his leader didn't believe him, he had to think of a possible excuse for his absence.

"I was having a party" he said quickly, looking in the corner of his eyes the hero still watching him. He couldn't just admit that this idiot wasted money on him and drank away his sorrows. Plus with the pro himself present who stupidly bought the lie it wouldn't be wise to tell the truth. Especially remembering how Tenko was happy Atsuhiro confiscated his medication.

"You had a party?" Tenko was not believing his bull shit, "Are you being held hostage? How much do they want?" Tenko continued his questioning, the way he said that statement sounded like he was making some sort of lie. And as much as it annoys him his singer is a valuable asset to his band. He can't risk losing his singer if he's been kidnapped.

"I can get Kurogiri to-"

"Is that Dabi?!" A sudden shrieking female voice belonging to Toga could be heard along with the sound of running towards Tenko.

"Toga get off me! Hey!" Tenko tried pushing her off his phone "You crazy bitch! Can't you see im trying to save our singer from a hostage situation?!"

"Im not-"

"HE IS WHAT??" Toga was shocked at what her leader said. "LET ME TALK TO HIM! I WANNA KNOW WHO IS-"

"Oh my god guys I'm fine! I'm not being held hostage!" Dabi raised his voice, causing Hawks to jump a bit by the sudden change in tone.

"Then why the hell did you say you were having a party!?"

"DABI! ONE BEEP IS YES TWO BEEPS ARE NO" the sound of Twice's voice could be heard. Did they not hear what he just said? And since when did Twice came to the room? "SPEAK TO US DABI WHO KILLED YOU?!" Hearing Twice make the speculation that he's dead caused Toga to start crying "DABI PLEASE DONT BE DEAD!" She cried "WHO DID THIS TO YOU?! WHAT IS THEIR NAME?!"

"I said I'm fine! I woke up at a park! I'll get to the studio just stop yelling!

"You're yelling too Dabi!" Toga yelled into the phone making Dabi mentally sigh. Why do they think he was kidnapped or dead? Is saying "I was having a party" that unbelievable to them? It's not his fault this stupid hero is probably stalking him.