y/n
because you are all in a group chat called "the red bois"
peter
i thought i told you to stop hacking my phone!!!
y/n
like that's ever going to stop me pshh
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Written: 16-Nov-2020
dang i was very productive that day lol
mom
y/n
hi
nat
hi
y/n
what's up?
nat
nothing really
wait. sam did send red wing after bucky earlier this morning
y/n
i'm assuming bucky ate one of sam's cookies?
nat
yeah... how did you know
y/n
because i'm the one who ate it
nat
really
then bucky was telling the truth when he was screaming that he didn't eat it
y/n
yeah
i don't even think bucky has it in him to lie
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Written: 23-August-2020
these are the names that y/n has for everyone in their phone. also this was written in the pre "steeb" spelling era. aka when it was still spelled "stebe"
rhodey: road-EEEE
scott: BIG/ᵗᶦⁿʸ
tony: aluminium
wanda: scarlet <3
stebe: captain assmerica
sam: frightful
clint: CAW CAW
peter: spandex-bug
vision: i am sight
thor: thunder go boom!
bruce: science dude 🧪
loki: :-) 🔪
stranger: sherly holmes
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Written: 30-May-2021
bucket
you have to fill out an application to be an avenger and i'm pretty sure one question set was: "1. do you like running? 2. can you run fast? 3. running. thoughts?"
y/n
my answers: 1. no 2. no 3. also no
i'm gonna submit this to tony brb
2 minute later
bucket
are you done yet?
y/n
yes :)
i just sent him an email where i provided no context whatsoever
however, i did sign it, "sincerely, future avenger, y/n"
hopefully he understands :)
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In Tony's lab
"Sir, you have just received an email from Y/n," FRIDAY announces.
Tony stark swivles his chair around to face a computer. He opens the email.
(yes this is where it ends. im sorry. also this reminds me of that lotr interview where its "do you wear wigs? have you worn wigs? will you wear wigs? when will you wear wigs?"
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Written: 23-June-2021
new chat
contains: peter, shuri, and an unknown number
y/n
who is unknown
is it mike wazowski ??
speaking of wazowski that reminds me of the french word for "bird". it's spelled "oiseaux" but pronounced "wazo"
none of the letters are pronounced correctly
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hello? (a mcu wrong number fanfic)
Fanfictionwrong number story; mcu the reader accidentally texts a member of the avengers one day and then a beautifully chaotic friendship grows between them and the avengers gender neutral reader with a girlfriend (it's shuri but she's not going to be in it...
37. blooper reel aka unreleased drafts
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