hello? (a mcu wrong number fanfic)

33. what tacos? you didnt have any

losers
contains: bucky, nat, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey, strange

sam
where are my tacos

bucket
you didn't have any ?

sam
i know i did
i had 3 left

bucket
i thought you ate all of them

strange
i could go for a taco right now
those doritos ones at taco bell are surprisingly good

y/n
i didn't know they had captain america tacos

steve
???

tony
do they still have frito burritos?

clint
sadly, no >:[

sam
guys! MY TACOS!!
which one of you ate them.
i'm just asking

scott
why?

sam
for a survey

scott
that's understandable. i didn't eat them

y/n
what is the purpose of this survey? and can i choose not to answer?

sam
to find out who ate my taco, and no.

y/n
well i wasn't at the tower so i couldn't have

sam
thank you for your participation. you receive nothing except the avoidance of my wrath

y/n
but if i was there, and you even had any leftover tacos, i would have eaten them with no second thought

sam
...you have gotten closer to feeling my wrath. you are 2 millimeters away from it

bucky
i didn't eat them. i don't like tacos

everyone
yeah i didn't eat them either

sam
i swear i had three tacos in the fridge

y/n
maybe you ate them and forgot. i do that a lot with bread

sam
maybe...
this investigation isn't over yet
i will get to the bottom of who stole my tacos

tony
alrighty columbo

y/n
sure thing d.c.i. barnaby

strange
okay magnum p.i.

loki
take your time wallander

sam
sometimes i really hate you all

y/n
we know :]
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a/n: so few things happened.

1. i moves states, and then started school like two weeks ago. it's been very hectic, but i have been trying to write chapters for this so i can update somewhat regularly

2. i started a writing new book, then finished it, and i have finally published the first chapter. it's a loki x gender neutral reader, and it's also not a texting story. if you'd like you can check it out, it's called "wished away"

i'm out here trying to fill the large lack of x readers that are gender neutral, so if you have any specific characters you'd like me to write comment them and i'll see what i can do :]

hope you enjoyed, and have a great day/night, and drink some water!