No Strings Attached!?

the answer

I got to the office about an hour late. "I'm sorry Veronica,  I have no excuse for being late. Jayson spent the night, I've thrown up like a thousand times this morning, I feel like I didn't sleep a wink, nothing in my closet will fit, this morning just sucks!" I rattled all this off to Veronica and she just stared at me like I was crazy.  "Kylie, take a breath,  it's fine. We have a couple of meetings this morning but I can cancel if you want. Also, we have an offer on that house on Elm you need to take a look at." Veronica explained all this while handing me a cup of coffee, carmel creamer and sugar, this girl knows me well. I sit down at my desk, Veronica brings me all the paperwork I need for the day. I begin flipping through it all when a client comes in carrying a bag from taco bell. The smell of the tacos literally makes me throw up. I run to the bathroom saying, "I'll be right with you!" What the hell is going on with me? I LOVE taco bell why can't I stand to smell it?
I get cleaned up and return to my office. I page Veronica,  "come in here please" I ask her.  "Will you please ask the client to step outside with her food. It smells awful. Just tell her my stomach is playing tricks on me this morning." "Sure, but you live taco bell,  what's going on?" Veronica asks me.  "I wish I knew." I tell her.
After the client eats she comes in the office and apologizes. She tells me she has a house she would like me to flip for her. We work out the fine print and set up a time to see the place for later in the week. I follow her out to the main doors then plop in the chair at Veronica desk. I'm beat and I've seen one client.  "Cancel my appointments for the rest of the day, I think I'm gonna leave at lunch time today." I explained to Veronica.  She raises an eyebrow looks at me and says " what's going on? You never are this tired.....are u sure you are ok?" " I'm not sure of anything right now. I've thrown up the last three mornings, I feel like I haven't slept in days, like I said earlier my clothes don't fit, therefore I feel fat. All I wanna do is eat all afternoon. I'm miserable. " I sound like a whiny broken record. Veronica stops what she's doing and looks at me, "how late are you?" She asks. I look at her clueless, "what are you talking about?" "Your period? How late is it?" I gasp. "Wait what are you staying?" I ask her. She laughs, "are you pregnant?" My heart skips about three beats, "say what? There's no way, I'm on the pill....but I can't remember when my last period was, and I sometimes forget my pill. Shit shit shit Veronica I can't be pregnant. " full panic mode sets in! "Have you been using protection since you can't remember to take your pill?" Veronica asks me.  "No ..."I say embarrassed."  I've broken a lot of my rules since that first night with Jayson. I've gotten careless and stupid. What am I going to do, how do I tell Jayson shit who's baby is it for that matter? Omg I'm gonna pass out!"  Veronica grabs a damp paper towel and hands it to me. "Calm down, we will deal with this together.  Wait  what do you mean who's baby is it?" She looked at me perplexed. "You know my lifestyle. In the last 6 weeks I've be with 2 men, at the same time one night, you know about Jayson, the other was Matt!" I hadn't had a chance to divulge all the details to her until this moment.  She was stunned but supportive, "I have nothing against your lifestyle, you know that, but we need to take this one step at a time. Let's close up shop, go grab a bite to eat and a pregnancy test." Veronica says as she starts grabbing her stuff.
  We head to her car, my head is in a daze, what have I done? This is not in the Kylie Andrews playbook , getting pregnant doesn't allow for wild and crazy sex every night, or does it. God, I'm freaking starving. "Go to the pizza place there on main, I need food!" I tell Veronica,  she just chuckles.
After our meal, my whole pizza and breadsticks, we go to the local pharmacy.  I find the correct isle. Why are there so many damn tests, which one do I buy? I've never done this  before,  for fucks sake I'm only 26 I dunno what I'm doing. Veronica helps me pick out a two pack. "Why do I need 2?" I ask her. "Just to be sure."She says.  We pay the clerk and walk outside.  I ask her if we can just go to her place and do this, I don't want to do it alone. Of course she agrees. When we get to her house, I go straight to the bathroom pee on the damn stick and wait.   Three minutes is for fucking ever! Beep beep, "there's the timer" says Veronica,  "want me to look first?" "Please, I don't wanna know...." I tell her.  She comes out of the bathroom and holds the stick up where I can see it. Pregnant, the little digital window thingy says. " it's gotta be wrong, I wanna try the other one" I tell her. "I gotta pee again anyway" I test again, three minutes and sure enough PREGNANT!. "Fuck Veronica now what do I do?" I say.  "Let's get you a drs appt made just to verify." She says as she pulls out my appointment book. She dials the dr and begins speaking. "You wanna go right now? They have openings today." She asks me. "Yes, let's go those tests are simply wrong!" I respond.