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* Sometimes he confuses English with German.. For example he says "ich" instead of "I"
* He regrets his past as N*zi. Apologized a million times to Poland & the others.
* His paperwork is mostly about European Union. Since he's one of the founders.
* He hates France as much as UK does.
* He hates WW2 jokes about him, don't mention Treaty of Versailles either.
* Out of all the EU founders, he's the only one who holds the meetings, but Belgium is the bigger boss there.
* He loves his glasses, because he thinks if you wear them, it'll make you look smarter and hardworking, but he actually cannot see very great without glasses, blurry vision.
* He doesn't mind if you call Austria his off-brand. Germany rather finds it funny.
* Germany doesn't really like nicknames. For example "Germs" given by Switzerland.
* He loves Stranger Things and would quite enjoy watching Cobra Kai too.
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